Pour one out for U-Can't, UConn's going bowling
On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong took one giant leap for mankind and became the first man to step foot on the moon, and in doing so, he personified the will of the human spirit, offering proof that, indeed, anything is possible.
For the next 53 years, nothing much happened. The Soviet Union, the Berlin Wall and the Big East all collapsed, but hope was often in short supply. There was much suffering.
Then, in 2022, a hero emerged. His name was Jim Mora Jr. Like all mythical figures, he had endured the hero's journey -- the slings and arrows and three years with the
Atlanta Falcons. But like a phoenix from the ashes, he emerged on a field in New England and offered the world hope.
On Saturday, we saw the fruits of his labor.
UConn beat
Liberty 36-33. It was the Huskies' sixth win of the season, making America's worst college football team bowl eligible.
Today, the flags at
Bottom 10 headquarters fly at half-staff. Pour one out for U-Can't.
It would be nearly impossible to truly express the futility of the UConn Huskies. After earning the distinction of the worst team to ever play in a BCS bowl game at the end of an 8-5 season in 2010, misery ensued.
There was the
Bob Diaco era, which has been edited out of all Connecticut public high school textbooks due to graphic content.
There was Randy Edsall Part II, which was only slightly worse than "Weekend at Bernie's Part II." And by mentioning Randy Edsall in a college football story, UConn now owes him a check for $4.85. That was one heck of a contract.
There was the time UConn tried to make a rivalry trophy happen with UCF, but the Knights just left it to rust in Scott Frost's shed. There was the 2020 season that the school just scrapped altogether. There was the decision to leave the American Athletic Conference because the administration wanted to focus on more important things than football -- like basketball and its stamp collection.
From 2016 through 2021, UConn went 10-50, and half of those wins came against FCS competition.
But on Saturday, Mora exorcised those demons in perfect UConn style. The Huskies weren't actually good. Liberty outgained UConn by 156 yards and had nearly twice as many first downs. The Huskies threw for just 110 yards in the game, but
Zion Turner's 30-yard pass to
Kevens Clercius for a touchdown with 5:43 left to play gave the Huskies a lead, and the defense made two huge fourth-down stops in the fourth quarter to secure the win.
And now UConn is going bowling.
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UConn fans storm field after becoming bowl-eligible
UConn clinches its first bowl appearance since 2015 and the fans storm the field in celebration.
It is, perhaps, fitting that UConn's redemption arc reached its climax on the same day
Vanderbilt toppled
Kentucky for its first SEC win since 2019 -- and first road SEC win since October 2018. The Commodores ran for 264 yards -- the most in an SEC road game, according to ESPN Stats & Information research, since at least 2004 -- and held
Will Levis to just 109 yards passing.
All of this comes in the same season in which
Kansas rewrote its own miserable narrative, and
Syracuse,
Duke and
Illinois all secured bowl bids, too. The 2022 season has been the most inspiring installment of "Revenge of the Nerds" since "Revenge of the Nerds III" and, depending on the bowl destination for UConn, could certainly be a fitting re-creation of "Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise."
So, congratulations, UConn. America has stopped laughing and started cheering. It's been a long ride, but now you can cancel your plans to spend December hanging out in the parking lot of the Mohegan Sun and telling strangers that you know Geno Auriemma, and pack your bags for a bowl game.
Now, go make some crank calls to people at
UMass. You've earned it.