25k to 26k in seven days

[Bob the Citronaut]

30k by July?

 

[UCFKnight85]

Clearly investors all think that the tax cut will leave our economy in ruin and are planning for the coming massive recession.

 

[UCFWayne]

people are going to die*

 

[cnsaguy]

I used to cringe when my investment statements would show up. Now I'm like a little kid when I see it in the mail.

 

[rainman614]

I used to cringe when my investment statements would show up. Now I'm like a little kid when I see it in the mail.

I've got PTSD from the mail. Other than holiday cards in December, it is rare that we have "good" mail. Usually it is bills, bills, and junk mail. Though my 401k statements have been fun to review lately. I'm just hoping it will last. The news predicts a "Mad Max" or "Walking Dead" doomsday scenario will be happening soon. Not sure if I need money for retirement or if I should be stocking up on guns and ammo.

 

[UCFKnightfan08]

Not sure if I need money for retirement or if I should be stocking up on guns and ammo.

Obviously all of the above and that has nothing to do with reports, stocks, or the President.

 

[UCFWayne]

I've got PTSD from the mail. Other than holiday cards in December, it is rare that we have "good" mail. Usually it is bills, bills, and junk mail. Though my 401k statements have been fun to review lately. I'm just hoping it will last. The news predicts a "Mad Max" or "Walking Dead" doomsday scenario will be happening soon. Not sure if I need money for retirement or if I should be stocking up on guns and ammo.

get a quality ar15 and case of ammo

 

[Ace of Knights]

I’m not sure a doomsday collapse is coming, but a correction definitely will occur eventually.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

I’m not sure a doomsday collapse is coming, but a correction definitely will occur eventually.

Really going out on a ledge there. Lol.

 

[Ace of Knights]

Really going out on a ledge there. Lol.

I’m a prophet. I can see into the future. All you plebes are a witness to my futurist powers.

 

[UCFBS]

I thought this was a thread about our season ticket sales. No, really ... then I realized I was in the cooler.

 

[chemmie]

...aaaaaaaaand, back to 24K in 3 days. LOL.
COMPUTER ALGORITHMS!!!!!!

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

...aaaaaaaaand, back to 24K in 3 days. LOL.
COMPUTER ALGORITHMS!!!!!!

Thanks Obama!

 

[btbones]

Up 500 for the day . Closes just shy of 25k. Oh noooooooooooooooooo

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Up 500 for the day . Closes just shy of 25k. Oh noooooooooooooooooo

Thanks Trump!

 

[UCFWayne]

Thanks Trump!

dont you mean obama.*

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

dont you mean obama.*

Nope. Obama only gets credit for pullbacks.

 

[UCFKnight85]

I hope no one touched or did anything to their positions. This volatility is way too wild. Suckers who try to buy or sell in this madness will only get burned.

The Dow Futures implied open at 9:22 am was -715. We closed at +567 and along the way, dipped from -350 to +400 to +5.

Just insane. The good news is that the losses at the Open seemingly tested the bottom and we rebounded off of that.

 

[NinjaKnight]

Lmao COMPUTERS!!!!

Im going to use this excuse now anytime something go wrong.

 

[UCFKnight85]

Lmao COMPUTERS!!!!

Im going to use this excuse now anytime something go wrong.

You may want to disappear again for a while given how badly I embarrassed you in the other thread

 

[NinjaKnight]

You may want to disappear again for a while given how badly I embarrassed you in the other thread

Yeah...you might want to recheck that thread. I have some bad news for you. You made yourself look like a moron (again).