30th Trip to Vegas in February, any suggestions

[barrister1602]

Not trying to be a dick, but the earlier thread got me thinking if I have already done just about everything you can do in Vegas. Won big. Lost bigger. Buddy and I picked up 2 escorts. His turned out to be a tranny. Buddy made out with "her" then punched "her" when he saw "her" giant schlong. Rented a Ferrari. Been to Hover Dam. Stayed at all the nicest hotels and a few dumps. Wynn / Encore is my favorite. Bought Leonardo DiCaprio champagne. He toasted me afterwards. Been to all the gentlemen's clubs. Got thrown out of one on my ass when I refused to "tip" a dancer who hoped on my lap without asking if I wanted a dance. Played golf at all the courses. Hit into Charles Barkley's group when they were playing so painfully slow and wouldn't wave us through. He was going to beat my ass until my buddy pulled out his cell phone to record the impending ass whooping. Left with $15,000 more than I came with. Left also with just enough to pay for cab ride back to airport. Hooked up with several women I met in clubs or gambling. Many were "attached" and there on "girls trips." Still get calls from one gal from Dallas wanting to meet in Vegas again. Honestly don't know what else there is to do in Vegas? Maybe should start going to Disney ....

 

[cnsaguy]

Step up your game. Monte Carlo.

 

[bignow]

You haven't lived until you stay at the Sky Lofts inside MGM with complimentary use of the Rolls Ghost. Ready to drop 7 figures? Stay at the Mansion.
There is another level to Vegas. I only know because I rode the coat tail of one my friends for a weekend. His buddy is a billionaire, different world he lives in.

 

[Knight_Magic]

Check out Circus Circus Barrister. You haven't lived until you gamble on the penny slots right next to the daycare/play area. Great times, you might even find you one of those MIFS you have come to enjoy.*

 

[CommuterBob]

You could go rob a local taco shop and get made into their next commercial
https://www.facebook.com/UNBfacts/videos/877265162385667/

 

[chemmie]

Vegas: where white trash goes to vacation when they can afford slightly more than a Carnival Cruise.

 

[barrister1602]

Vegas: where white trash goes to vacation when they can afford slightly more than a Carnival Cruise.

Your wife sure enjoyed her girls trip to Vegas

 

[UCF w00t]

Go to vegas but don't gamble at all or have a single alcoholic beverage.

 

[UCFKnight85]

I don't get the big deal with Vegas. I had way more fun going to the TN mountains.

 

[bignow]

Vegas: where white trash goes to vacation when they can afford slightly more than a Carnival Cruise.

Spoken like a dude that could never get laid in Vegas. 5 star hotels and Michelin rated restaurants = Carnival ...

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

5* and Michelin are not chemmie's thing anymore. That was so five years ago. He's high on fast food and chain restaurants now. The hole in the wall places and food trucks became too popular too.

 

[chemmie]

Spoken like a dude that could never get laid in Vegas. 5 star hotels and Michelin rated restaurants = Carnival ...

Thanks for proving my point, Larry the Cable Guy. If getting laid is your first priority for a vacation spot, you might be white trash.

 

[Happy Hands]

Thanks for proving my point, Larry the Cable Guy. If getting laid is your first priority for a vacation spot, you might be white trash.

Or just horny. Don't those in polite society have sexual needs? They don't go places to get laid? All the museums in the world are filled with art from the sexually dissatisfied.

James Bond be banging broads like hot cakes. You calling Bond white trash?

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Sophisticated people don't have sex. No kids makes sense now.

 

[chemmie]

I've been married for 10 years. I'm not getting laid, no matter where I go.

 

[Happy Hands]

I've been married for 10 years. I'm not getting laid, no matter where I go.

Have you tried going south?

 

[HuffyCane]

Not trying to be a dick, but the earlier thread got me thinking if I have already done just about everything you can do in Vegas. Won big. Lost bigger. Buddy and I picked up 2 escorts. His turned out to be a tranny. Buddy made out with "her" then punched "her" when he saw "her" giant schlong. Rented a Ferrari. Been to Hover Dam. Stayed at all the nicest hotels and a few dumps. Wynn / Encore is my favorite. Bought Leonardo DiCaprio champagne. He toasted me afterwards. Been to all the gentlemen's clubs. Got thrown out of one on my ass when I refused to "tip" a dancer who hoped on my lap without asking if I wanted a dance. Played golf at all the courses. Hit into Charles Barkley's group when they were playing so painfully slow and wouldn't wave us through. He was going to beat my ass until my buddy pulled out his cell phone to record the impending ass whooping. Left with $15,000 more than I came with. Left also with just enough to pay for cab ride back to airport. Hooked up with several women I met in clubs or gambling. Many were "attached" and there on "girls trips." Still get calls from one gal from Dallas wanting to meet in Vegas again. Honestly don't know what else there is to do in Vegas? Maybe should start going to Disney ....

Peyote with an Indian shaman? No wait, you can do that back home.

Some of the world's finest tailors regularly visit Vegas for fittings. I would find out if your hotel is hosting one that week. If not, off the rack or bespoke options are plenty in Vegas. Tulsa doesnt know the meaning of nice suits. You want to up your game with the Utica Square divorcee crowd, buy a suit that actually fits you. If you want to work into the conversation that it was cut on Savile Row and you did the final fitting in Vegas to try and impress her, that's up to you.

Its a good time of the year to hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and back up, but that really isn't Vegas.

 

[EweSeaEff]

I've never gone to Vegas for "vacation". Vacation, to me, is defined as at least a week away. There's no way in hell I'd ever spend a week in Vegas. Now, that said, I love going to Vegas for a weekend. You said you rented a Ferrari, but did you race it? Why not try something like Dream Racing or Exotics Racing School? Also, if you've done all of the golf courses in Vegas, I'd recommend going just outside of the city and playing Cascata. It ranks up there as one of the most beautiful courses I've ever played (just try not to hit any bighorn sheep out on the range).

 

[barrister1602]

Some of the world's finest tailors regularly visit Vegas for fittings. I would find out if your hotel is hosting one that week. If not, off the rack or bespoke options are plenty in Vegas. Tulsa doesnt know the meaning of nice suits. You want to up your game with the Utica Square divorcee crowd, buy a suit that actually fits you. If you want to work into the conversation that it was cut on Savile Row and you did the final fitting in Vegas to try and impress her, that's up to you.

I have to get all my suits specially tailored to accommodate my giant schlong.

 

[barrister1602]

You said you rented a Ferrari, but did you race it? Why not try something like Dream Racing or Exotics Racing School? Also, if you've done all of the golf courses in Vegas, I'd recommend going just outside of the city and playing Cascata. It ranks up there as one of the most beautiful courses I've ever played (just try not to hit any bighorn sheep out on the range).

Twice a year this travelling group of exotic cars comes to Hallett Racetrack near Tulsa. They bring Ferraris, Lambos, Corvette Z06s and other super cars. You pay about $500 and you get to "race" one of the cars around the track for about 30 minutes. They put a pro driver in the car with you so you don't drive beyond your capabilities. I've done it twice both times in a Ferrari 458. I want to do it again in a Corvette Z06. Anyway, I can and have done the Ferrari "race" thing here in Tulsa. Might check out Cascata and thanks for that tip.

 

[barrister1602]

I'm not getting laid, no matter where I go.