50 Shades of GAY

[Boston.Knight]

Do women really get off on this stuff? Lame. Give me 50 shades of GOLD.

 

[HAL 9100]

Oh, I thought this was going to be your autobiography.

 

[CommuterBob]

It was a poorly-written novel that was turned into a shitty movie. It made the wife happy, though, which paid off after the movie. They should have gone full porno on it though. It is a story based almost entirely on sex, so glossing over the sex takes a lot away from the story, which is why the movie sucks.

 

[UCF w00t]

Does the chick at least lose her top during the movie?

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

Originally posted by Boston.Knight:
Do women really get off on this stuff? Lame. Give me 50 shades of GOLD.

No, they really get off on you vacuuming the house, doing laundry, making dinner and cleaning up after yourself without being asked.

90% of the people went out of curiosity and for potentially a little on-screen peen for nub rubbin later.

 

[CommuterBob]

Originally posted by UCF w00t:
Does the chick at least lose her top during the movie?

Yes and quite often. There's bush shots, too, on both sides.

 

[Boston.Knight]

Originally posted by CommuterBob:
Yes and quite often. There's bush shots, too, on both sides.

What is the setting, 1970's?

 

[CommuterBob]

Originally posted by Boston.Knight:

Originally posted by CommuterBob:

Yes and quite often. There's bush shots, too, on both sides.

What is the setting, 1970's?

Modern day, but the girl is a mousy, shy virgin who is borderline frigid, but opens up to this young, rich, handsome guy and becomes his sexual submissive on the second date. The whole premise is BS.

 

[UCF w00t]

Hmm. Egotastic doesn't really have anything. Kinda surprised.

 

[jetsaholic]

Wife loves it, has read all 3 books, took me to the movies to see it and bought the digital copy. I'm happy with anything that can make a woman hornay, no matter how dumb I think it is.