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brahmanknight

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I don't see this idea as being useful for my tastes......at least not yet. The broad idea is that you have a wifi enabled plastic device ( about the size of a small flash stick ) with one, physical button. If you see you are running low on laundry detergent, you just press the button, and you get an automatic order of that product thru Amazon, arriving in a day or two. It's really a physical version of one click ordering on Amazon.com.

Looking at the page of products offered for the service now, garbage bags are the only item I would ever use Dash for, maybe laundry detergent. I'm sure this would be a lot better used by people who are never home or parents.

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It's easy to mistake simplicity for laziness. The Wi-Fi-enabled Dash stripsare about the size of a pack of gum and feature a brand logo, a single button and an adhesive strip to stick it where you'll use it. Plenty of people thought it was an April Fools' joke, but the more I think about it, the more I love it. We're getting closer and closer to the Jetsons home, but this is a product that makes a lot of practical sense, instead of, say, a fridge that can tweet.


Parents, imagine changing a dirty diaper at 2 a.m. and realizing you're dangerously low on diapers. You may already use Amazon services to get a pallet (yep, buy enough of them, and they come in pallets) of diapers at regular intervals. But if you don't already subscribe, or you're going through them faster than you planned, all you have to do is hit the Dash button on the changing table when you notice there are only a few left, and they'll be on your doorstep in two days. No further thought or energy required.

Sure, it's not that hard to pull out your phone, open the Amazon app, search for the item, add it to your cart and check out - but that's already four more steps than simply pushing a single, physical button. And that's assuming you're already an Amazon member with your credit card information and address saved - if not, add "hunting down your wallet" to the list of steps. If you're not already an Amazon customer or ordering from another online service, you're headed for the store, a trip you might not have otherwise been making.


This post was edited on 4/3 8:17 AM by brahmanknight

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And what happens when your kid gets hold of it pushes the damn thing 40 times?

I get it- Amazon wants to make ordering from them as ultra easy as possible. But it's already too easy. I'm buying shit on Prime left and right on impulse.

I do wonder at what point investors will stop cheering these gimmicks and demand Amazon actually turn a profit?
 
Originally posted by UCFKnight85:
1. And what happens when your kid gets hold of it pushes the damn thing 40 times?

2. I do wonder at what point investors will stop cheering these gimmicks and demand Amazon actually turn a profit?
1. I know I've seen that concern addressed somewhere, but I can't find it quickly.

2. Shit, that exact sentence was used frequently when I was in HS about Amazon. So I assume they will get a pass in perpetuity.
 
Originally posted by fabknight:

Profit? Psshhh! Revenue is king nowadays.
I just don't understand why Amazon is forgiven of not being anywhere near profitable while every other company on Wall St is hammered if EPS misses even barely. Amazon pays no dividend, has a -.3% margin while their industry averages 11%, has negative return on assets, and their management has stated that they have no plans to achieve profitability any time soon.
 
I wouldn't want all those ugly buttons all over the house. I have my dog's food on autoship once a month and you can pretty much do that with anything you use regularly, there's no point for these.
 
Originally posted by Game_Day_Sports:
I am pretty sure this was an April Fool's joke
It's real.

Also they could alleviate the kid's issue by just having a 2 or 3 digit code on it instead of a single button?

It would be cool to put one near the bottom of our giant dog food container and when you can see the device, it's time to press the button. I don't know what else I would really use it for though but it is a neat concept for just one or two things around the house.
 
I'll be honest, these would probably be useful for me. I always forget to get more of the mundane things when I go to the store. It's not about not wanting to make a trip to get more of them, I just never remember them when I'm actually at the store. So if I could hit a button and order more when I think of it and realize it, then that would be useful.

And most of these are probably cheaper on amazon anyway so I'd probably be saving money too(unless I end up buying more because of this).
 
Either investors see the growth side of their valuation as being huge, or they're coasting on capital gains until right before shit hits the fan and will sell just before the Johns and Janes realize they're holding something ridiculously overvalued.

I tend to think the stock market is played the latter way these days, because there are plenty of stock valuations that are completely detached from fundamentals
 
and does that fact change my point? You guys rip to shreds using the same dumb logic to rip anything Obama does. "HE'S a liberal he must be wrong rabble rabble rabble."
 
Stock market is legalized gambling where the house are the deep pockets that manipulate the market. When you buy an Amazon, you are betting that somebody isn't prepping a short play that is going to leave you with you dick in your hand. It has and always will be this way. The only difference is that now, the common guy can see the stats so they aren't playing totally blind, just mostly.
 
Mostly agree, although I wouldn't say the market has always been that way. I think that you can track the increase in market gaming along with the exponential increase in market P/E ratios that started around 1980... prior to that I think an honest man could come out on top if he knew what he was doing, these days it is closer to how you describe.
 
Honest men can still crush in the stock market.

Hear that hot tip about P&G, Coke or Exxon Mobil held forever (generationaly, decades of cash faucets) nope? The mainstream media only pumps out when people who have no business doing what they're doing try & do what even pros suck balls at. But whatever, if you're convinced it's rigged, you're free to do so.
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I'll put it this way: there is a much higher variability in outcomes today when investing in the stock market than there was 30 years ago, and that makes it a lot harder for even a skilled investor to feel good about earning good stable returns.

The market isn't completely rigged obviously, but there's a lot of distortion, and a lot of that distortion is a result of manipulation by some players.
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Originally posted by brahmanknight:
Originally posted by UCFKnight85:
1. And what happens when your kid gets hold of it pushes the damn thing 40 times?

2. I do wonder at what point investors will stop cheering these gimmicks and demand Amazon actually turn a profit?
1. I know I've seen that concern addressed somewhere, but I can't find it quickly.

2. Shit, that exact sentence was used frequently when I was in HS about Amazon. So I assume they will get a pass in perpetuity.
The button will not accept new orders until the last one is delivered. I know when I've needed household supplies, in the past, I've noticed along with someone else, and then we end up with too much, so this eliminates that problem too. Also, it will alert you on your cell phone where you can cancel it until it ships (30 minute minimum)
 
Just what America needs. A device that reduces the 100 steps a day that morbidly obese white women in this country take walking into Wal-Mart.
 
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