Anyone want a stupid flat bill gold UCF hat?

[Bob the Citronaut]

I bought this dumbass ugly hat today without looking real closely at it and accidentally threw away the receipt and they won't take it back. I thought I just needed to bend the bill but when I do that it puffs out the top of it to make it look like a Chef Boyardee hat. It's going to my box of misfit hats otherwise. It's one of those Nike Dri Fit hats.

 

[humanjerk]

Only if you've left all the stickers on so I can wear it to the mall like all the kool kids.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Stickers are intact, I put them all back on. It even has the plastic string hook thing. Everyone hates gold too so it would be perfect match for a hipster.

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

Link? Pics? The black 59Fifty is absolute money but hot as fûck 75% of the time.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Black jerseys don't make a difference on the field. Are you such a pussy that a little black hat makes you sweat. GOL hates you.

I think this is it.

http://m.bkstr.com/ProductDisplay?u...0029&parent_category_rn=544256&storeId=383905

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

Since they've apparently discontinued it can't sweat it down too much & ruin, but got to pass on that stretchy Nike hot garbage. Thanks for offering.

 

[UCFRogerz]

Bob. Do you make a habit of buying UCF hats/clothes and tossing receipts?

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

I do, yes. This is the fourth or fifth one in probably two years? When I see a gold UCF hat I buy it. They're unicorns and I still haven't been able to replace my favorite UCF hat I wore for like 7 or 8 years.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

I do, yes. This is the fourth or fifth one in probably two years? When I see a gold UCF hat I buy it. They're unicorns and I still haven't been able to replace my favorite UCF hat I wore for like 7 or 8 years.

WHAT

ON

EARTH

ARE

YOU

TALKING

ABOUT

(There are plenty of gold UCF hats)

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Those are all crappy, look funny and/or the wrong gold. I already have most of them.

 

[EweSeaEff]

Black jerseys don't make a difference on the field. Are you such a pussy that a little black hat makes you sweat. GOL hates you.

I think this is it.

http://m.bkstr.com/ProductDisplay?u...0029&parent_category_rn=544256&storeId=383905

Fail. The linked hat is not a flat bill hat. Do not pass "GO", do not collect $200.

 

[jetsaholic]

Black jerseys don't make a difference on the field. Are you such a pussy that a little black hat makes you sweat. GOL hates you.

I think this is it.

http://m.bkstr.com/ProductDisplay?u...0029&parent_category_rn=544256&storeId=383905

Fail. The linked hat is not a flat bill hat. Do not pass "GO", do not collect $200.

Or black either.

Mod, this is getting out of hand. Please ban Bob immediately.

 

[UCFWayne]

God I hate the stupid snapback hats...

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Fail. The linked hat is not a flat bill hat. Do not pass "GO", do not collect $200.

It is very deceiving. That is how I was tricked.

Or black either.

Mod, this is getting out of hand. Please ban Bob immediately.

The hat is not black, it is gold.

 

[jetsaholic]

It is very deceiving. That is how I was tricked.



The hat is not black, it is gold.

Exactly! Buying gold hats is not allowed after the O'Leary regime.

Mod, Bob has admitted to his incompetence. Please ban immediately.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Exactly! Buying gold hats is not allowed after the O'Leary regime.

Mod, Bob has admitted to his incompetence. Please ban immediately.

Only stupid people wear black hats. Frost wears a gold hat.

 

[jetsaholic]

Only stupid people wear black hats. Frost wears a gold hat.

Frost is the coach. He can wear whatever he wants. You need to stop being so crass and fall in line, ok?

Mod, please put an end to this madness.

 

[UCFKnightfan08]

Exactly! Buying gold hats is not allowed after the O'Leary regime.

Mod, Bob has admitted to his incompetence. Please ban immediately.

It's about time you got on board - #BUYGOLD

 

[jetsaholic]

It's about time you got on board - #BUYGOLD

Another dissenter.

Mod, the ban hammer needs to strike NOW!!!!!

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Brahman is a puppet mod. He has no power.

 

[jetsaholic]

Brahman is a puppet mod. He has no power.

You're so crass.*

 

[USFSucks]

WHAT

I've got this one, with the Fiesta Bowl logo on the side, one of my favorite hats

 

[USFSucks]

#BanAskingForTheModsToBanOthers