If you look at UCF’s defense it’s the definition of bend, but don’t break. 13th in the country in points allowed. Yet, 46th in total yards.
“Are they sneaking by with lots of turnovers?”
No, sir. 72nd there (always something I look for as a high TO ratio could suggest fortunate “ball bounces”).
“But Hoopingknight51, they have to do something good - tell me, how’s their RUSH defense?”
Not great! 65th there, ole chap.
“Fine, they must have an amazing pass defense.”
Nah, sure don’t, compadre. It’s sort of meh, although in grade school they’d be considered “above average” and maybe get a B, perhaps a B-. Snowflakes. Pass defense is 46th.
“Wow, I got to be honest, I was extremely annoyed by the constant, repetitive, ‘bend but don’t break’ commentary from you last night, but it sure looks like you were on to something.”
I like to stay humble, but right you are.
Here’s a fun one. UCF is #1 in red zone defense in the country. Numero uno. Read it and weep, slime.
“Are they sneaking by with lots of turnovers?”
No, sir. 72nd there (always something I look for as a high TO ratio could suggest fortunate “ball bounces”).
“But Hoopingknight51, they have to do something good - tell me, how’s their RUSH defense?”
Not great! 65th there, ole chap.
“Fine, they must have an amazing pass defense.”
Nah, sure don’t, compadre. It’s sort of meh, although in grade school they’d be considered “above average” and maybe get a B, perhaps a B-. Snowflakes. Pass defense is 46th.
“Wow, I got to be honest, I was extremely annoyed by the constant, repetitive, ‘bend but don’t break’ commentary from you last night, but it sure looks like you were on to something.”
I like to stay humble, but right you are.
Here’s a fun one. UCF is #1 in red zone defense in the country. Numero uno. Read it and weep, slime.
