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Best Man rules/guidelines

DuvalKnight

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Feb 1, 2008
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Haven’t seen this topic in here before but I’m sure it has been

My buddy asked me to be his best man today and I was wondering what all the responsibilities were that go with that (outside of planning bachelor party).
 
Traditionally, it is the best man who would be given the responsibility of the wife (and kids) should the groom be killed in war (or labor). Granted, that was centuries ago, but be prepared to bang the wife if the groom should die.
 
and the maid of honor
I've had some fantastic hookups at weddings. Several years ago, I was a groomsman. The bride's maid I was matched up with to escort down the aisle was a smoking hottt TV reporter here in tulsa. We were both married and our spouses at the wedding as well. At the reception, all the groomsmen were supposed to do one dance with their respective bride's maid. During this dance, she made it VERY clear she was DTF. By this time her husband had already gone home. We snuck up to the hotel room the bride's maids had used to get ready and banged. Never caught. Saw her again last year at a charity event. She is no longer a TV reporter. She had gained A LOT of weight and didn't look too good. I barely recognized her. Still married to the same husband though.
 
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