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Good one. About 20 Latin American countries are f@#$ed up and the common denominator are Latin politicians. The Spanish invaders brought something sinister with them. Even Spain is f@#$ed up
 
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Speaking of memes, my 91 year old mema just messaged me on Facebook for the first time to ask how I'm doing. I thought that having g mema on Facebook was pretty cool, makes Facebook less shitty.
 
Speaking of memes, my 91 year old mema just messaged me on Facebook for the first time to ask how I'm doing. I thought that having g mema on Facebook was pretty cool, makes Facebook less shitty.
No it doesn't. It simply means she's as corrupted as all the other Facebook zombies. Anyways, good for her but you should show her da Coola.
 
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Speaking of memes, my 91 year old mema just messaged me on Facebook for the first time to ask how I'm doing. I thought that having g mema on Facebook was pretty cool, makes Facebook less shitty.
That only shows how shitty you are. Your G mema had to find you in Facebook because you couldn't pick up the phone to call her. shame on you
 
Good. The more prayers the better. I pray for everyone in this despicable place quite regularly...especially for @KnighttimeJoe

I especially don't pray for you. You've masturbated and fornicated far too much and are a disgrace to the Catholic faith. I imagine you'll spend about, oh, 9,000 years in purgatory for all the hideous crap you've pulled.
 
I especially don't pray for you. You've masturbated and fornicated far too much and are a disgrace to the Catholic faith. I imagine you'll spend about, oh, 9,000 years in purgatory for all the hideous crap you've pulled.

I've confessed it all and harbor no guilt. I am a model Catholic, one that you could learn from. I know you struggle but if you need a good example of how to be a good Catholic, I'd be willing to be that for you and your family. Besides, purgatory beats the hell out of hell. Freaking redneck devil.
 
fabknight versus knighttime joe - Epic Battle of Catholicism

I'm buying front row tickets and popcorn. And can't wait to hear one of them proclaim "I'm a better f***ing Catholic than you!"

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They're both pretty awful Catholics. They both only have two kids? No good Catholic has less than four.

It isn't my fault. I only had two good spermatozoa, one in each testicle. God invented the cliche, "too much of a good thing" and there is already two of me. I should at least get a kudos for continuing to try to have more children almost every day. I'm starting to think Joe's kids really might not be his kids but he gets props for trying and his wife double props for letting him. Besides, I am the better Catholic and Joe knows it. Why else would he get all offended and defensive when I bring it up? I'll tell you why. It has nothing to do with Catholic guilt, it's his deep rooted shame at his sinful nature, shortcomings and total failure. That's why I offer up, as a good Catholic, my good example for "his" children.
 
fabknight versus knighttime joe - Epic Battle of Catholicism

I'm buying front row tickets and popcorn. And can't wait to hear one of them proclaim "I'm a better f***ing Catholic than you!"

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Oh, make no mistake
It isn't my fault. I only had two good spermatozoa, one in each testicle. God invented the cliche, "too much of a good thing" and there is already two of me. I should at least get a kudos for continuing to try to have more children almost every day. I'm starting to think Joe's kids really might not be his kids but he gets props for trying and his wife double props for letting him. Besides, I am the better Catholic and Joe knows it. Why else would he get all offended and defensive when I bring it up? I'll tell you why. It has nothing to do with Catholic guilt, it's his deep rooted shame at his sinful nature, shortcomings and total failure. That's why I offer up, as a good Catholic, my good example for "his" children.

Don't cross the line. Joke around all you want with me but you bring my kids into it and that's where it ends. I advise you stop.
 
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Don't cross the line. Joke around all you want with me but you bring my kids into it and that's where it ends. I advise you stop.

I wasn't intending to insult your children whatsoever - I wouldn't do that to anyone. It was simply good natured ribbing questioning their origin. Sorry, bud. I didn't mean to offend you.
 
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Don't cross the line. Joke around all you want with me but you bring my kids into it and that's where it ends. I advise you stop.


The more I think about it, the more I don't like it. I think you crossed the line by having kids and perpetuating your shit genes, especially the 21st pair which may have an extra chromosome attached. I plan on redoubling my efforts by saying even more Catholic prayers to save the souls of your entire family now. Would you like to meet at Church and we can work out your anger issues with the priest? I hope you're not taking communion.
 
The more I think about it, the more I don't like it. I think you crossed the line by having kids and perpetuating your shit genes, especially the 21st pair which may have an extra chromosome attached. I plan on redoubling my efforts by saying even more Catholic prayers to save the souls of your entire family now. Would you like to meet at Church and we can work out your anger issues with the priest? I hope you're not taking communion.

GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!! I WILL GO BLUECHIP ON YOU AND CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!! THANKS FOR RUINING MY FOLKING DAY!!!!!!!
 
Fab is so full of shit it isn't even funny. He uses his rosary to bookmark pages in his Penthouse and Hustler mags--at least the pages that aren't stuck together.
 
GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!! I WILL GO BLUECHIP ON YOU AND CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!! THANKS FOR RUINING MY FOLKING DAY!!!!!!!

Last week's homily called for the good Catholics to admonish the sinner, so don't hate the messenger. I'm only practicing what the Church preaches. Anger and hatred are not Catholic values, Joe. Love thy neighbor.
 
Fab is so full of shit it isn't even funny. He uses his rosary to bookmark pages in his Penthouse and Hustler mags--at least the pages that aren't stuck together.

Magazines? You know that's bullshit because no one looks at magazines. Even if I were to look at pornography, which I don't, and there was a rosary nearby, I'd be directing the prayers that are not already directed to salvaging your soul from the inevitable, towards those poor models in an attempt to help them. I pray for everyone, not just sacrilegious Catholic redneck wannabes.
 
Scrappy and dirty are both descriptive. I'm at a lean, mean fighting weight of 150 lbs so I gotta be quick...equalizers never hurt either. A baseball bat to the windpipe does wonders to a quiet down a 210 lb redneck like Joe. I'm a Catholic Tasmanian Devil but my scrappin' days are over. The new Fab sets a good example for others by turning the other cheek to violent, angry sinners. Love conquers all. Love is the answer.
 
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