Blame Gus

[AuburnLegacy_1]

I wrote this for y'all to the tune of "Feed Jake" by Pirates of the Mississippi.

Gus’s career is at a crossroads
And he don’t know how to coach
His boys can score at will, folks
But can't stop a runny nose.

Let's tee it up one more time
He’ll run trick plays led by John Rhys
And hope ya’ll will forgive him

Now you pay him not to coach
Mortgage your program with the note
If you do, exit the bus

Blame Gus
Call him a psycho
Point to him, when your team chokes
If G5 skill ain’t enough
Blame Gus

Orlando’s like a cesspool
Bums and hookers everywhere
Gus is dining at the Waffle House
Sitting in his favorite chair
Ya’ll post “He’s worthless, just cut him loose”
I for one will reply this to you
“What about those recruits?”

Now you pay him not to coach
Mortgage your program with the note
If you do, exit the bus

Blame Gus
He’s a losing coach
UCF, looks like a joke
Pay the buyout if you must
Blame Gus

Now if you get a league win
Some will call it luck
But if their team is upset
They’ll say “No, it's cause of Gus”
What ya’ll are (G5 roster) and what ya’ll ain't (P5 roster)
What calls plays (Gus) and which coach can't (Hinshaw)
Does it really matter?

Now you pay him not to coach
Mortgage your program with the note
If you do, get off the bus

Blame Gus
He’s a losing coach
UCF, looks like a joke
Pay his buyout if you must
Blame Gus

If you do, exit the bus
Blame Gus
If you do, exit the bus
Blame Gus
If you do, exit the bus
Blame Gus
When you do, exit the bus
Blame Gus

 

[LoboCane]

This AL1 character is seriously disturbed.