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Blowing Your Nose

UCFRogerz

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Apr 20, 2007
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So, a friend wants to know if it is cool to occasionally blow your nose at your cubical farm desk.
 
Go to the bathroom if it's bad. And you know what I mean: the type of snot that just won't stop. No one wants to hear that. If it's a minor one, that's ok. And btw, invest in some handkerchiefs. It's a tad more elegant.
 
Go to the bathroom if it's bad. And you know what I mean: the type of snot that just won't stop. No one wants to hear that. If it's a minor one, that's ok. And btw, invest in some handkerchiefs. It's a tad more elegant.

Yeah no its not. Walking around with a snot covered rag in your pocket is not elegant.
 
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I'm the furthest thing from a German Hobe, that is just plain gross. Snotty, sweaty rag in your pocket, gross.
 
so the one finger snot rocket over the cube wall like you are going to lay seige to their cube is not proper office etiquette?
 
Really quality Kimberly Clarke brand forget which one (Cottonelle?) thick stuff bot on a sweet slickdeal months ago
 
Really quality Kimberly Clarke brand forget which one (Cottonelle?) thick stuff bot on a sweet slickdeal months ago

Why people spend money on expensive toilet paper is beyond me. It isn't like you can re-use it for something else. It gets used once and then flushed down the toilet...I think most people could benefit from a calloused a-hole anyway.
 
Why people spend money on expensive toilet paper is beyond me. It isn't like you can re-use it for something else. It gets used once and then flushed down the toilet...I think most people could benefit from a calloused a-hole anyway.
The way I see it, I use a hell of a lot more cheap toilet paper than I do the good thick stuff. Using the thick stuff, you probably break even in a cost/quantity comparison without tearing up your asshole.
 
Wife matters too if I'm solo stolen paper industrial sandpaper is OK. All about the slickdeal alert for toilet paper & buying when u dont need it so ur never low etc. Wal-Mart's White Cloud is a quality product @ a fair price (ignoring the u have to go WM kill me factor) scores well w Consumer Reports, but u can do better if have a deal.

These folks that just buy a package I whatever non generic TP @ super markets ouchie to the ol wallet over time.
 
Guy across from me must have some sort of nasal issue that he doesn't care to get fixed as he constantly is doing a gross snort/sniffle all day long. Averages at least once per minute. It's like that sound you make before you hock a loogie. Grosses me out to no end. I have to listen to headphones all day in order to avoid it.

So the question is... what can I do about this? Another guy said something to him a while back and he now just makes the sound more often but less loudly. People further away can't hear it now but I hear it just fine. It's some sort of health thing I suppose so can I really bitch about it without violating his rights or something?
 
Guy across from me must have some sort of nasal issue that he doesn't care to get fixed as he constantly is doing a gross snort/sniffle all day long. Averages at least once per minute. It's like that sound you make before you hock a loogie. Grosses me out to no end. I have to listen to headphones all day in order to avoid it.

So the question is... what can I do about this? Another guy said something to him a while back and he now just makes the sound more often but less loudly. People further away can't hear it now but I hear it just fine. It's some sort of health thing I suppose so can I really bitch about it without violating his rights or something?

LOL. I had a similar problem before they moved my office. There was a guy down the hall from that was clearing his throat every few seconds and it was loud. One of the most irritating tings ever. After about 6 months I finally asked him what the problem was and he said it was allergies and he takes meds for it. There wasn't a whole lot that could be done so I just pointed out the noise to the other folks down the hall so they could be as annoyed as me. Misery loves company.
 
I need a new cubicle but there's no where for me to go. The guy on the other side of the wall reeks of cigarettes and BO, is constantly burping all day, makes whining baby noises because he has ulcers he refuses to have a doctor look. I want to kill him.
 
I need a new cubicle but there's no where for me to go. The guy on the other side of the wall reeks of cigarettes and BO, is constantly burping all day, makes whining baby noises because he has ulcers he refuses to have a doctor look. I want to kill him.

I thought you were in your vehicle most of the day?
 
Most of the time I am but the couple of days I'm in the office every week I am miserable. I have a loud fan set up to blow his stench back at him and block out all the annoying noises he's constantly making, that also helps with the white trash at the back of the building that have to use fuk between every word. I can't understand how he is married. Everything in his cubicle smells awful, you can't breath if you get within 2-3 ft of him.
 
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