Go to the bathroom if it's bad. And you know what I mean: the type of snot that just won't stop. No one wants to hear that. If it's a minor one, that's ok. And btw, invest in some handkerchiefs. It's a tad more elegant.
Yeah no its not. Walking around with a snot covered rag in your pocket is not elegant.
You're saying my rolls of toilet paper on my desk isn't elegant. Hey at least they're not stolen toilet paper from the rest room like even leaner years....And btw, invest in some handkerchiefs. It's a tad more elegant.
You're saying my rolls of toilet paper on my desk isn't elegant. Hey at least they're not stolen toilet paper from the rest room like even leaner years.
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The way I see it, I use a hell of a lot more cheap toilet paper than I do the good thick stuff. Using the thick stuff, you probably break even in a cost/quantity comparison without tearing up your asshole.Why people spend money on expensive toilet paper is beyond me. It isn't like you can re-use it for something else. It gets used once and then flushed down the toilet...I think most people could benefit from a calloused a-hole anyway.
Really, can you put a price on not "tearing up your asshole"?The way I see it, I use a hell of a lot more cheap toilet paper than I do the good thick stuff. Using the thick stuff, you probably break even in a cost/quantity comparison without tearing up your asshole.
Fab already pays good money to get his asshole torn up. It's a bargain for him.Really, can you put a price on not "tearing up your asshole"?
Fab already pays good money to get his asshole torn up. It's a bargain for him.
Bravo!Fab already pays good money to get his asshole torn up. It's a bargain for him.
Guy across from me must have some sort of nasal issue that he doesn't care to get fixed as he constantly is doing a gross snort/sniffle all day long. Averages at least once per minute. It's like that sound you make before you hock a loogie. Grosses me out to no end. I have to listen to headphones all day in order to avoid it.
So the question is... what can I do about this? Another guy said something to him a while back and he now just makes the sound more often but less loudly. People further away can't hear it now but I hear it just fine. It's some sort of health thing I suppose so can I really bitch about it without violating his rights or something?
Fab already pays good money to get his asshole torn up. It's a bargain for him.
I need a new cubicle but there's no where for me to go. The guy on the other side of the wall reeks of cigarettes and BO, is constantly burping all day, makes whining baby noises because he has ulcers he refuses to have a doctor look. I want to kill him.