(Wire Services-Orlando)
Today, long time Dungeon member GoodKnightNurse announced he will opt out of watching UCF QB KJ Jefferson for the remainder
of the 2024 season. When contacted, GKN said “ I have to think about my future. Every time I watch him try to impersonate a
legitimate D-1 QB, my eyes begin to bleed. I can’t be selfish. I need my vision to read bedtime stories to my young granddaughter,
and watching KJ play quarterback will no doubt accelerate macular degeneration”.
When made aware of GKN’s decision, head coach Gus Malzahn commented, “ I am so jealous of GKN right now. He gets to opt out
for the rest of the season and I’m stuck watching this crap QB every stink’n day”. Tell you what, think I’ll call Kristie right now and
be sure she has a bourbon waiting when I get home. On second thought, make it a double.
Today, long time Dungeon member GoodKnightNurse announced he will opt out of watching UCF QB KJ Jefferson for the remainder
of the 2024 season. When contacted, GKN said “ I have to think about my future. Every time I watch him try to impersonate a
legitimate D-1 QB, my eyes begin to bleed. I can’t be selfish. I need my vision to read bedtime stories to my young granddaughter,
and watching KJ play quarterback will no doubt accelerate macular degeneration”.
When made aware of GKN’s decision, head coach Gus Malzahn commented, “ I am so jealous of GKN right now. He gets to opt out
for the rest of the season and I’m stuck watching this crap QB every stink’n day”. Tell you what, think I’ll call Kristie right now and
be sure she has a bourbon waiting when I get home. On second thought, make it a double.
