Caucasian Heritage Night

[UCFWayne]

http://deadspin.com/orem-owlz-pr-guy-i-had-nothing-to-do-with-caucasian-h-1713037028

So the media director was hired on, warns them about this promotion, and then resigns because the team still went through with it. Apparently 85% of Orem Utah is white, so this promotion made prefect sense...

 

[UCFWayne]

Minor League Baseball and the Orem Owlz is about baseball, togetherness and family fun for all fans of all races, religions and orientations. Our goal in this promotion, like any of our promotions, is to have fun and make fun of everyday normalcies,” the Owlz said. “Our night was to include Wonder Bread on burgers with mayonnaise, clips from shows like ‘Friends’ and ‘Seinfeld’ and trying to solve the vertical leaping challenge.

you cant make this stuff up

 

[FearTheKnight]

 

[UCF11and1]

well, blacks have one (1 month to be exact), Hispanics have one too, it is about time whites have one

 

[EweSeaEff]

White [Mormon] Lives Matter!

 

[Brandon]

Orem Owlz Look-a-like Thread

 

[UCFKnight85]

I read this to be more of a goof that a serious whitey night.

 

[Dmarino110]

well, blacks have one (1 month to be exact), Hispanics have one too, it is about time whites have one

we have the rest of the f$ckin year, hell even in black history month its still fu$king awesome being white

except for the vertical jumping thing...

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

They're going to fly the Confederate flag & pass out Dylan Roof bobble heads

 

[EweSeaEff]

Orem Owlz Look-a-like Thread

FWIW, that's a spoof of the actual Owlz logo.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

OMFG. SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR IS SOOOOOO RACIST!!!!!

 

[ucfversusbcs]

OMFG. SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR IS SOOOOOO RACIST!!!!!

Regardless if its racist or not its still not illegal.

 

[Sir Galahad]

I read this to be more of a goof that a serious whitey night.

Ok, so you rip a flag that was part of American history flying over a memorial but your okay with a white hood on a mascot celebrating whitey day, makes sense. Yes it was a joke most likely but a very ill times and poorly done one.

 

[UCFKnight85]

Ok, so you rip a flag that was part of American history flying over a memorial but your okay with a white hood on a mascot celebrating whitey day, makes sense. Yes it was a joke most likely but a very ill times and poorly done one.

The hooded owl was made by Deadspin, you idiot.

 

[UCFWayne]

Ok, so you rip a flag that was part of American history flying over a memorial but your okay with a white hood on a mascot celebrating whitey day, makes sense. Yes it was a joke most likely but a very ill times and poorly done one.

This is their actual logo....

 

[jetsaholic]

This is their actual logo....

That owl looks more like a cardinal. Does it identify itself as a cardinal?

 

[UCF11and1]

it would be funny if they have a black heritage night and declare that the whole town identifies itself as black

 

[UCFWayne]

it would be funny if they have a black heritage night and declare that the whole town identifies itself as black

Cant do that, because race is different than gender. The town cant simply declare a new race, because it didnt grow up that race, so it will never understand what its like to be black. However, the town could decide it was female and thats totally cool.

 

[UCFRogerz]

Cant do that, because race is different than gender. The town cant simply declare a new race, because it didnt grow up that race, so it will never understand what its like to be black. However, the town could decide it was female and thats totally cool.

@LittleMissKnight is never coming back.

 

[jetsaholic]

Cant do that, because race is different than gender. The town cant simply declare a new race, because it didnt grow up that race, so it will never understand what its like to be black. However, the town could decide it was female and thats totally cool.

QFT.

 

[fabknight]

@LittleMissKnight is never coming back.

And for a heathen, she was okay.

 

[UCFWayne]

@LittleMissKnight is never coming back.

I will miss her. Hope she comes back after she has that baby. no asterisk/sarcasm

 

[fabknight]

I will miss her. Hope she comes back after she has that baby. no asterisk/sarcasm

You crushed her. She's all into the sex, lesbian, gender, gay, bi, transsexual, etc stuff and I think she hates that you smashed all those excuses.

 

[jetsaholic]

I will miss her. Hope she comes back after she has that baby. no asterisk/sarcasm

You crushed her. She's all into the sex, lesbian, gender, gay, bi, transsexual, etc stuff and I think she hates that you smashed all those excuses.

I predicted he was going to do that but none of you believed me. I don't expect any of you to acknowledge or apologize.

 

[UCFWayne]

I predicted he was going to do that but none of you believed me. I don't expect any of you to acknowledge or apologize.

you're so crass

 

[jetsaholic]

I predicted he was going to do that but none of you believed me. I don't expect any of you to acknowledge or apologize.

you're so crass

It's what gives me my strength and makes people like me.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

....or....she might be busy, between the two jobs and getting everything ready to spend a whole day pushing out a unicorn and then keeping it in the house for the next 18 years....

.

 

[jetsaholic]

....or....she might be busy, between the two jobs and getting everything ready to spend a whole day pushing out a unicorn and then keeping it in the house for the next 18 years....

.

Excuses, excuses...

 

[crambone]

Yeah man, keep the excuses. Suck it up, we all have shit we need to do and still come here to commiserate together.

 

[UCFRogerz]

....or....she might be busy, between the two jobs and getting everything ready to spend a whole day pushing out a unicorn and then keeping it in the house for the next 18 years....

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Totally read this as "she might be busy, between the two blow jobs..."

 

[fabknight]

....or....she might be busy, between the two jobs and getting everything ready to spend a whole day pushing out a unicorn and then keeping it in the house for the next 18 years....
.

LOL at 18 years! Kids are living with the parents longer and longer. Seriously, thanks Obama.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/how-long-is-too-long-to-live-at-home-2013-08-13

 

[UCFWayne]

LOL at 18 years! Kids are living with the parents longer and longer. Seriously, thanks Obama.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/how-long-is-too-long-to-live-at-home-2013-08-13

terrible parents not preparing their kids for the real world

 

[fabknight]

terrible parents not preparing their kids for the real world

LOL! Channeling your inner BTK, I see.