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China upset that kids fap too much

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/43065...-going-blind-from-fiddling-with-their-phones/

Good news @barrister! You wouldn't get drafted by the Chinese army!

"In some areas, one in five applicants were deemed to fat for a life in the military as army chiefs blame technology for the poor health of youngsters.

According to a report, the standard of health "is related to sitting too long on computer games, excessive masturbation and too little physical activity
."

Chinese authorities believe that poor diet is a big part of the problem but also that frequent masturbation by young men leads to larger-than-normal testicular veins, and a resultant fall in fitness."
 
Our covert war is working. Insert McDonalds into china and turn them into fat slobs like most people here. Level playing field.
 
"larger-than-normal testicular veins"? What the hell does that have to do with fitness and why is that a problem?
 
My testicular veins are larger than they used to be. Mainly due to age and gravity.
 
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