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Covid is sneakier than we thought

I'm thinking about publishing a desk calender for next year. Each day will have a different story about covid killing someone in a totally unexpected way.

Drug overdose
Alcohol poisoning
Gunshot
Motorcycle accident
Lightning strike
Boating accident
Pancreatic cancer
Blunt-force trauma
Alzheimers

If it's a success I might go ahead and buy the rights to Marvel comics and have the avengers fight covid. Covid could be the next great villain, the destroyer of worlds.
 
For every one of these I have 1000 pneumonia deaths in Florida to tell you about.
 
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