You had me atI don't have a dog in the fight (sorry PETA), but I have to go with the Cubs for all of the reasons already noted, plus I still love Joe Maddon. And I won't root for STL because of Mark McGwire and the following articles:
http://balleight.com/2015/01/14/cardinals-voted-most-insufferable-fans-in-baseball/
http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fan-gets-picture-of-busch-stadium-painted-on-1697720821
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/cards-fans-love-stadium-because-there-are-drugs-in-the-1719873657
http://deadspin.com/oh-1721470346
http://deadspin.com/eat-shit-cardinals-1711726377
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/definitive-proof-shows-cubs-fans-are-better-than-cardin-1698904532
http://deadspin.com/bill-murray-on-cardinals-fans-satans-messengers-on-ea-1716826085
http://deadspin.com/hate-mail-mostly-from-cardinals-fans-1644734612
http://www.riverfronttimes.com/news...c-racist-offensive-tweets-via-bestfansstlouis
I like Chipper Jones even though Magic Johnson had aids.I'm rooting for Joe Maddon, even though Chicago just won the Stanley Cup.
Not all Cards fans suck. Some of my good friends are Cards fans.Cubs. Because the Cardinals and their fans suck scrotums.
Just admit it, you're a Cardist.Not all Cards fans suck. Some of my good friends are Cards fans.
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The only thing worse than a Cards fan is a USF fan.Not all Cards fans suck. Some of my good friends are Cards fans.
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Considering I live in Tampa Bay they're related jackass.I like Chipper Jones even though Magic Johnson had aids.
Your parents?Considering I live in Tampa Bay they're related jackass.
Gotta go with the Cubbies, just based on family fandom.
My dad still has a 1984 NL East Champions bottle of champagne that he will not open until they win the World Series. In case you don't know 1984 was the first time the Cubs made the postseason since 1945, the went up 2-0 in NLCS over San Diego and lost the series 3-2. My dad has been a lifelong fan so gotta hope they win it once in his lifetime. 2003 was the last time he even pulled it out, but we all know how that went.