New warning bells are being rung about an upcoming mini ice age, once again. This little chestnut comes back every few years so its no surprise that we are starting to hear it again. This time, its basis is from a study out of some wacky royal british astronomical, astological, and feline studies group. Apparently, but not coincidentally, about the time Trump took office the sun decided to fvck it all and just go cold. No more sunspots, no more solar heat, and surprisingly no more woman on woman bearded clam warmth for us to heat our giblets by. Allegedly we can expect shortened and colder growing seasons for the next 15 years, which amazingly has the exact same famine-causing effects as rising temperatures. I've already noticed an uptick in squirells storing food for the upcoming armageddon and my dog has stopped shedding altogether.
On the plus side, this gives us enough time to gather enough tax dollars to suck all of the excess carbon dioxide out of the air before the other climate armageddon hits.
Hooray science!
On the plus side, this gives us enough time to gather enough tax dollars to suck all of the excess carbon dioxide out of the air before the other climate armageddon hits.
Hooray science!
