Dumbest thing your pet does

[LittleMissKnight]

Dingy and I are celebrating our 4 year Corgiversary of adopting Sweet Pea, our adorable and silly Welsh Corgi and over the years we've noticed there are just some really dumb things she does. And then I got to thinking that everyone's pet has to have SOME odd or stupid behaviors that endear theme to their owner.

Sweet Pea does a few things- when she does try jumping on a couch or bed, she has about a 50% success rate because she doesn't account for how long she is so her backside will slip off, taking the rest of her with it. She also have been face-planting regularly on the steps from the patio to the yard because even though she knows how steep they are, it doesn't slow her down when she runs out, and I'm pretty sure she's going to end up giving herself head trauma from all this.

So what does your dog/cat/turtle/whatever do that's spectacularly dumb or silly or funny?

 

[cnsaguy]

First off, all dogs are stupid. I love my two but they can be butt-awful stupid sometimes. My Westie will stand underneath the big one while he's peeing and get wet. They bark at the telephone, doorbell and any inconsiderate asshole who dare close their car door n their own driveway. They go apeshit over any bird that lands on the fence or neighboring rooftop. The Westie will greet you happily when you come in the house but will growl and chase you as you're leaving.

 

[brahmanknight]

. My Westie will stand underneath the big one while he's peeing and get wet. .

Gonna need a Vine of this.

 

[UCFRogerz]

Your baby will be born and your dipshit dog will end up in the pound. Bank it.

 

[brahmanknight]

Your baby will be born and your dipshit dog will end up in the pound. Bank it.

 

[cnsaguy]

"In the arms of an angel...." is running thru my head right now.

 

[chemmie]

I have bulldogs. The list is too long to write.

 

[Boston.Knight]

funniest thing: My ex-roomie had a cat that was a rude-mood sort of animal. She was terrible at cleaning the poor thing's litter box, so the cat started taking a dump 'elsewhere' in the house. Where would you think? In the corner somewhere... nooo. Cat took a dump right in the middle of her bed the first time. Two weeks later when litter box dirty, cat jumped up on 2K leather chair and left the biggest dump I've ever seen for such a small criter right in the middle of the seat cushion. Ruined the chair.

That day, she took the cat to the aspca. Some people aren't meant to have pets.

 

[goodknightfl]

Wife brought home a new kitten. at 5 mos old I think he is pretty much used up his 9 lives.

likes to ride heavy wooden dining room chairs. Will attack chair from the front jump over the seat and hit the top of chair at full speed. Then he rides it down. You get a huge crash of wooden chair hitting wooden raised floor. 11:30 PM Last night he did the same thing with a 5 ft foot kitchen counter top, I had leaning up against post on porch. Luckily he was not under it when it landed. probably weighed 40 lbs. Was right out side our bedroom window, I about bounced of the ceiling when it hit.

 

[UCFWayne]

My husky will walk under my legs to get me to scratch his but. Then he lifts his back legs up and down like a dance. Looks funny as hell, especially when he lifts both legs at the same time.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

My husky will walk under my legs to get me to scratch his but. Then he lifts his back legs up and down like a dance. Looks funny as hell, especially when he lifts both legs at the same time.

video pls.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

My dog barks at the same kids at the bus stop in the morning every day. She's fuking retarded. It's the same GD people!!!

 

[Boston.Knight]

My husky will walk under my legs to get me to scratch his but. Then he lifts his back legs up and down like a dance. Looks funny as hell, especially when he lifts both legs at the same time.

Uhh, sounds like your dog is getting off. They have different ways to express that. Don't be surprised if that scratch leaves you a little present one day.

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

My dog insisted that I buy gold all of the time. Though she redeemed herself when we had an in-depth scientific discussion about chem trails. Wait, sorry, that wasn't my dog, that was my blender, boy is my face red. I need to cut back on the mushrooms. My dog just stands at the window and barks at people walking by just like all other dogs.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

My dog barks at the same kids at the bus stop in the morning every day. She's fuking retarded. It's the same GD people!!!

He's asking them to help rescue him.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

I dunno about dumb, but my cat is afraid of any furniture that rolls....especially the rolling appliance cart.

 

[UCFRogerz]

I dunno about dumb, but my cat is afraid of any furniture that rolls....especially the rolling appliance cart.

WTf is a rolling applicance cart?

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

WTf is a rolling applicance cart?

It's a cart with several shelves in which you can put your appliances, so you can move them in/around the kitchen. It's what people with small kitchens do to handle storage space when you can't fit all of your appliances on the counter.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

So it has your fridge, microwave, oven and all on it?

 

[YouSeeEffer]

How the hell do you celebrate a corgiversary?

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

So it has your fridge, microwave, oven and all on it?

It's for the smaller appliances, like blenders, crock pots, etc. Mine has the extra microwave and a portable dishwasher.

 

[crambone]

One of my 3-legged cats (I have two, one missing her back-left leg and the other missing his front-left leg) can't lift himself up to eat or drink so he has to lay down to do either. He also cannot cover up his dirty business in the litterbox. He thinks he still has his front-left paw because I catch him moving his nub back and forth like he is covering up. Funny and sad at the same time!!!

 

[UCFan416]

I have two dachshunds. When I get home from work one likes to jump on the top of the couch behind me and wrap around my neck like a travel pillow. The other, which we rescued, grabs a particular toy and literally sucks on it while kneading the couch with her paws for a good 20-30 minutes sometimes. Someone did a number on her.

 

[Island Livin]

Cat we had in college was amazing. We had one of those "race car" style gamer seats that has the high back and sits on the floor with no legs, you can rock it back all the way. Anyways we lived in one of those college apartments that has a garage down stairs and then the whole apartment was on second story. So we had a very steep stairway.

We would place the gamer chair at the top of the stairs, facing away from the stairs. When you would scratch on the back, he would go into hunting mode. Crotch and then sneak up and pounce on that chair like it was his dinner. As soon as he would the chair would flip back, send him and the chair screaming down the stairs. He would claw the hell out of that chair.

He would do this over and over and over again.

 

[Island Livin]

*crouch

 

[LittleMissKnight]

How the hell do you celebrate a corgiversary?

you buy a toy or treat you think she will like and she destroys/eats it in 2 minutes and comes back asking for more and you just wonder why you spent $10 on a 2-minute fancy toy/treat and remember why you only buy bullshit toys from the dollar bin.

 

[ReginaeUCF]

My dog has three legs and is pretty smart. He never barks, save for one loud low pitch bark when he is ready to come inside.
But, he hates anything that rolls and makes noise (vacuum, kids toys, etc) and instead of running away from them he runs to them while trying to avoid them. Its dumb.
He also runs between rugs, as a product of having thee legs, for better traction. If there is no rug on a tile floor, he is known to turn around and walk backwards across the floor - especially in my kitchen or my parents dining room.

 

[Dmarino110]

my wife's dog is a terrier mutt that she got from a rescue agency. When she got her she had heartworm and it was clear that the dog is emotionally broken.

for 1 thing, the dog does not like going through doorways. when she first got the dog she would not leave a room unless you picked her up and moved her past the door frame. she would not go out to go to the bathroom unless you moved her though the doorframe.

Next she is terrified of the vet. one of our most present vet moments came a few years ago when she was shaking like a leaf and the vet tech went to put her on the table and we said, one of us would do it because she was scared. he insisted that it was his job. she didnt bite him, she shat and pissed on him like it was under intense pressure. we warned the tech about this the next year, but same result.

well today was vet day again. She put annise on the table with no issue. the tech went to take her temperature which was when annise lost her s#!t. she went into full attack mode, but not on the vet, she reached around and pulled the thermometer out of her ass and wouldnt let it go. she then shat on the table...fun times...

 

[ReginaeUCF]

for 1 thing, the dog does not like going through doorways. when she first got the dog she would not leave a room unless you picked her up and moved her past the door frame. she would not go out to go to the bathroom unless you moved her though the doorframe.

My dog will not go into a garage that isn't mine - ie to get into a house.
He will go OUT through the garage at my parents house every time but NEVER IN through the garage.

 

[Dmarino110]

My dog will not go into a garage that isn't mine - ie to get into a house.
He will go OUT through the garage at my parents house every time but NEVER IN through the garage.

must be how he lost his leg...i kid i kid...

 

[ReginaeUCF]

must be how he lost his leg...i kid i kid...

Could be - though not likely - no one knows what happened. Someone tied him to the fence at Jax Humane Society before they opened. He was apparently a mangled mess when they got there. They removed the leg cleanly at the shoulder and we adopted him 6 days later - staples, blood and all.

 

[Dmarino110]

Could be - though not likely - no one knows what happened. Someone tied him to the fence at Jax Humane Society before they opened. He was apparently a mangled mess when they got there. They removed the leg cleanly at the shoulder and we adopted him 6 days later - staples, blood and all.

you're good people...

 

[goodknightfl]

I have two dachshunds. When I get home from work one likes to jump on the top of the couch behind me and wrap around my neck like a travel pillow. The other, which we rescued, grabs a particular toy and literally sucks on it while kneading the couch with her paws for a good 20-30 minutes sometimes. Someone did a number on her.

Rescue animals can be tough. Takes a long time to help them recover from the trauma they endured.

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

This year, we are taking our rescue dog on vacation with us for the first time. We have a family reunion and we rented a cabin on 40 acres with a stream in the mountains. I am looking forward to opening the door of the van and watching her go nuts with all of that land and water and everything. The kids are looking forward to taking her hiking with us as well.

 

[YouSeeEffer]

you buy a toy or treat you think she will like and she destroys/eats it in 2 minutes and comes back asking for more and you just wonder why you spent $10 on a 2-minute fancy toy/treat and remember why you only buy bullshit toys from the dollar bin.

just don't buy dog birthday hats and a cake then tell people that your dog is like a child

 

[goodknightfl]

I need some one with a dog to come over and have it eat my wifes cat. 10 more days to the snip snip date. He has matured and now goes all over house howling looking for love. Driving me crazy.

 

[FearTheKnight]

How the hell do you celebrate a corgiversary?

It's in the name bro.

 

[crambone]

Could be - though not likely - no one knows what happened. Someone tied him to the fence at Jax Humane Society before they opened. He was apparently a mangled mess when they got there. They removed the leg cleanly at the shoulder and we adopted him 6 days later - staples, blood and all.

That is how one of my 3-legged cats lost his legs. He freaked out being in a cage all night his first night at the SPCA and they found him the next morning like that.

The other cat was shot.

 

[UCFRogerz]

This year, we are taking our rescue dog on vacation with us for the first time. We have a family reunion and we rented a cabin on 40 acres with a stream in the mountains. I am looking forward to opening the door of the van and watching her go nuts with all of that land and water and everything. The kids are looking forward to taking her hiking with us as well.