Escort thought client was bad at oral so she shot him in the head

[Knight_Light]

An escort thought her client was bad at oral sex. So she shot him in the head, cops say

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article183620196.html#fmp

 

[barrister1602]

I've gotten some chitty blow jobs. Never even considered shooting the bish. Fwiw, chubby girlz give more enthusiasistic bj's.

 

[UCFWayne]

who goes down on a hooker?!

 

[Happy Hands]

who goes down on a hooker?!

Maybe he didn't get shot. Maybe his head just exploded from the sudden onrush of STDs.

Maybe the escort was trying to explain to the cops that she had gonorrhea, but she was at work and her mouth was full so it sounded like "gun." This is all a missunderstanding.

 

[UCFWayne]

 

[cnsaguy]

OP should be banned for not following the rules.

 

[Knight_Light]

who goes down on a hooker?!

What possibly could go wrong?

 

[harpreetslater]

Wow, that's disgusting, how can somebody shot a girl in the head just becomes he didn't like how the girl was doing her job. I sometimes like to call girls from agency and you can find l luxury beautiful girl from an escort agency from the internet. There is nothing to be ashamed if you like to spend time with these girls. They are beautiful and intelligent and I really like spending time with them sometimes, and I can recommend you this.

 

[DaShuckster]

Not sure why this old thread was dredged back up -- but, for what it's worth, I believe the idiot who called for this escort deserved to be shot in the head.

Giving ORAL SEX to a hooker??!?!? YEEEUCK!!!!!!

 

[chemmie]

who goes down on a hooker?!

This reminds me of a frequent question my friends and I argue about...

If you had to pick one, what would you do?
1. Eat hooker pussy?
2. Suck a dick?
3. Do heroin?

The fear being that choosing #3 could possibly lead to doing #1 and #2.

 

[NinjaKnight]

Excellent thread bump

 

[UCFBS]

Wait the hooker was mad because he didn't go down on her? Geesh

No, he did ... and he allegedly sucked at it.

13 warrants for her arrest. Man ... this one was a laugher.