Florida ...... You Rock!!!

[barrister1602]

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/vile-slurry-dumped-in-pool-765890

JUNE 27--Angered over his recent eviction from a mobile home park, a Florida man carrying a five gallon bucket allegedly snuck back into the property and contaminated the community swimming pool with a vile slurry that “had the appearance of liquid feces/diarrhea,” cops allege.

According to investigators, Thomas Lee Mason, 54, targeted the Embassy Mobile Home Park late Thursday night. Witnesses told cops that they saw Mason, bucket in hand, entering the Clearwater park, though he had “no legitimate business” there.

Mason, police charge, was spotted “entering the pool area with the bucket and then leaving the area with the same bucket.” Investigators have charged Mason with “pouring an unknown dark colored substance that had the appearance of liquid feces/diarrhea” into the pool.

 

[SublimeKnight]

Mason, police charge, was spotted “entering the pool area with the bucket and then leaving the area with the same bucket.” Investigators have charged Mason with “pouring an unknown dark colored substance that had the appearance of liquid feces/diarrhea” into the pool.

Lucky they had that rather specificly worded law on the books for just this type of case.

 

[cnsaguy]

So awesome, they named a beer after him.

 

[barrister1602]

JUNE 27--Angered over his recent eviction from a mobile home park, a Florida man carrying a five gallon bucket allegedly snuck back into the property and contaminated the community swimming pool with a vile slurry that “had the appearance of liquid feces/diarrhea,” cops allege.

Look at all the win in just the 1st paragraph. Had to be a writer's dream

 

[jetsaholic]

Pics or GTFO.

 

[UCFBS]

In Clearwater ... no less.

 

[Happy Hands]

How do you get evicted from a mobile home park? It's a mobile home. Bish, just keep driving. You don't go back and dump Florida tea in the hole out front that Ray and them dug. You just keep driving.