For those that think they had a sh:tty day

[UCFWayne]

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

She wouldn't have had that problem at Starbucks, unless she was black.

 

[fabknight]

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960

I'm just kinda curious how one furiously shits.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

I'm just kinda curious how one furiously shits.

I furiously shit if I eat the sliced pork at Sonny's.

 

[NinjaKnight]

I furiously shit if I eat the sliced pork at Sonny's.

Haven't heard that one before about Sonny's. Mine is any Chinese buffet worth it's MSG. You can set an atomic clock by my bowel movements, 25 minutes after leaving it's like brown Niagara Falls.

 

[Crazyhole]

I'm just kinda curious how one furiously shits.

Ok, this made me laugh out loud. On a serious note, it's a legitimate question.

 

[Crazyhole]

Haven't heard that one before about Sonny's. Mine is any Chinese buffet worth it's MSG. You can set an atomic clock by my bowel movements, 25 minutes after leaving it's like brown Niagara Falls.

So you hate Asians.

 

[Crazyhole]

I'm glad to see she wiped front to back. Personal hygiene is important no matter where you drop was, including Tim Hortons

 

[CommuterBob]

I furiously shit if I eat the sliced pork at Sonny's.

Anytime I get an iced coffee from McDonald's gets me.

 

[Crazyhole]

Anytime I get an iced coffee from McDonald's gets me.

You have nobody to blame but yourself on that one. May as well order the diarrhea special with a side of cramps.

 

[UCFKnight85]

I'd love to see what they wrote in the police report.

Assault with a fecal weapon?
Feces throwing woman?
Throwing shit in a public setting?

 

[Crazyhole]

I'd love to see what they wrote in the police report.

Assault with a fecal weapon?
Feces throwing woman?
Throwing shit in a public setting?

You just described every liberal rally and every Colorado buffalo home football game.

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

Great comments below:

"“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are."

"“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”"

Slightly apples to oranges, but surprised they haven't came to Florida tbh. Look at Wawa.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Haven't heard that one before about Sonny's. Mine is any Chinese buffet worth it's MSG. You can set an atomic clock by my bowel movements, 25 minutes after leaving it's like brown Niagara Falls.

It didn’t used to be that way. I ate sonny’s Like it was going out of style in my younger days. Last few trips there have had me shitting right through a screen door.

 

[btbones]

It didn’t used to be that way. I ate sonny’s Like it was going out of style in my younger days. Last few trips there have had me shitting right through a screen door.

I’ve always said the best place to eat Sonny’s pork is in the comfort of your own bathroom

 

[Knight_Light]

Never would have happened here.

"I f-ing love Dunkin."