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Funny Things Foreign Governments Warn Their Citizens About Traveling to the U.S.

"Americans as a people are very respectful of the law, says France, which is why possessing narcotics, going topless in public, or inappropriately joking with the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) are all actions that come with consequences."

I hate having to agree with France.
 
"Americans as a people are very respectful of the law, says France, which is why possessing narcotics, going topless in public, or inappropriately joking with the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) are all actions that come with consequences."

I hate having to agree with France.

But it makes little sense.

Weed is entirely illegal in France at the Federal level and they basically have the same medical MJ exemptions that we have. Weed is most definitely not legal recreationally throughout the country.

They got us on the topless thing.

I've travelled Europe extensively for work and yelling "bomb" in an airport is basically a good way to be detained EVERYWHERE. Go to a Paris mall and shout "ISIS" and see how long you're standing before French police have you on your back. They're more on edge over terrorism than we've been since 9/11.

This is like the US State Department advising Americans to watch out for the food portions in the UK.
 
The China one made me LOL. I guess stewardship of the Earth is a foreign concept to them...

"...and taking good care of flowers and trees."
 
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