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UCFKnight85

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Prior to the country lavishing praise upon Bruce (errr Caitlyn) Jenner, he killed another person by driving his Escalade way too fast down a Malibu highway.

Of course this was just noise when everyone was handing our Courage Awards.

Now the police are seriously considering filing manslaughter charges.

Question: once convicted, does Bruce go to jail or Caitlyn? Bruce killed the person, will Caitlyn serve the sentence?
 
Without being baited into the whole TG thing, from the pictures and video (including the dash cam of the bus) that I saw, it appeared that he was negligent.
 
Without being baited into the whole TG thing, from the pictures and video (including the dash cam of the bus) that I saw, it appeared that he was negligent.

He definitely was. He killed a guy due to driving like a shithead.
 
If charged and convicted, would he go to a female prison or a male prison? I say, if his pennis is still present, then he should go to a male prison. I say, if his pennis has been removed, then he should go to a male prison. Why? Because his genes say he's a male.
 
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How can Caitlyn be convicted for a crime Bruce committed? If I got in trouble would they throw one of my sisters in jail?
 
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He needs to transgender into an Asian woman pronto so this can all be justified and avoid serving time.
I don't know if that qualifies.

I mean ... if the other person was pregnant with his child, maybe then they could let him/her go. I think a bridge might have be involved too.
 
He was channeling his inner asian woman while driving so clearly and asian woman should go to jail.

Perhaps Kiaria Jenner
 
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I'm worried that you use Bruce on a first name basis to refer to Bruce Jenner instead of Bruce Miller on a UCF board.

Some deeper reasons that you care so much about these stories?
 
Which one though?
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How can Caitlyn be convicted for a crime Bruce committed? If I got in trouble would they throw one of my sisters in jail?
I didn't realize this happened pre "Fun Bags" Bruce. I was gonna make a "forgot how to use a stick" joke.

I didn't realize identifying as a woman made you drive like one. Explains why I me identifying as black makes me dance the way I do.
 
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