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Greetings From Kiev, Bitches

Chicken Kiev was invented in Russia by a French cook. It's like ordering Alfredo in Rome. So no chicken kiev.

The town itself is awesome. Like Berlin ten years ago. Hipster and eurotrash factor is low. Russian tough guy factor is zero. No drunks.

The war is 600 miles away and they only fight at night when the UN isn't looking anyway.
 
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