Guess what is fake:

[YouSeeEffer]

1. I've never had a Big Mac
2. I won the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th grade classroom spelling bees
3. I tried to stop a goat before it jumped out of a 3rd story window

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Your nose.

 

[jetsaholic]

1. Big Mac. They didn't have the golden arches in the Hill, along with any other sign of progress, until, what, last year?

 

[UCFWayne]

thinking of cosmetic surgery?

 

[CommuterBob]

Caitlyn Jenner

 

[MACHater02]

1. Big Mac. They didn't have the golden arches in the Hill, along with any other sign of progress, until, what, last year?

I'm guessing they still don't have Spelling Bee's.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

1. I've never had a Big Mac
2. I won the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th grade classroom spelling bees
3. I tried to stop a goat before it jumped out of a 3rd story window

I need to hear about #3.

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[jetsaholic]

I need to hear about #3.

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That's just a Tuesday afternoon in Spring Hill, Lisa. Don't even bother.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

That's just a Tuesday afternoon in Spring Hill, Lisa. Don't even bother.

That's not Spring Hill. I'm assuming it was Masryktown.

 

[YouSeeEffer]

The answer is number 2!!! I was sick during the 6th grade spelling bee so I couldn't win it

Anyone else?

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

I've never been to a UCF baseball game
I've never puked from drinking alcohol
I've never got a speeding ticket

 

[SublimeKnight]

1. I've never had a Big Mac
2. I won the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th grade classroom spelling bees
3. I tried to stop a goat before it jumped out of a 3rd story window

Was it this guy's goat?

 

[jetsaholic]

I've never been to a UCF baseball game
I've never puked from drinking alcohol
I've never got a speeding ticket

Fake would be the baseball one. You probably just puked from being drunk after you posted this and pickup trucks are slow as fukc, so can't speed in them.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Fake would be the baseball one. You probably just puked from being drunk after you posted this and pickup trucks are slow as fukc, so can't speed in them.

HAHAHA. boob only pukes when he isn't drinking.

 

[YouSeeEffer]

So, I can't comment on Bob's because I know "the answer". I will tell you about my goat story.

When I was 12 my dad was building a new house on 10 acres in Masaryktown. We had a pet goat named Oreo. My ex-step-mom treated the goat like a human and would bring it everywhere with us. On walks, on the boat, etc... so we had the goat on a leash when we were checking out the new house... all of the sudden the goat takes off running... I chase it since I'm 12 and I'm the only one that can get up stairs quick enough. I chase the thing up one flight... then the second which is a spiral staircase. I see the leash and attempt to grab it, but it's just out of my reach-- I keep running.. then I see the leash zipping out of the 3rd story window. I run to grab it but it's just out of my reach. I run to the window and look down! The goat was down there with her legs folded like a cute Jesus nativity sheep. She was fine.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

So, I can't comment on Bob's because I know "the answer". I will tell you about my goat story.

When I was 12 my dad was building a new house on 10 acres in Masaryktown. We had a pet goat named Oreo. My ex-step-mom treated the goat like a human and would bring it everywhere with us. On walks, on the boat, etc... so we had the goat on a leash when we were checking out the new house... all of the sudden the goat takes off running... I chase it since I'm 12 and I'm the only one that can get up stairs quick enough. I chase the thing up one flight... then the second which is a spiral staircase. I see the leash and attempt to grab it, but it's just out of my reach-- I keep running.. then I see the leash zipping out of the 3rd story window. I run to grab it but it's just out of my reach. I run to the window and look down! The goat was down there with her legs folded like a cute Jesus nativity sheep. She was fine.

These are the kind of stories that make Da Coola great!

.

 

[SublimeKnight]

So, I can't comment on Bob's because I know "the answer". I will tell you about my goat story.

When I was 12 my dad was building a new house on 10 acres in Masaryktown. We had a pet goat named Oreo. My ex-step-mom treated the goat like a human and would bring it everywhere with us. On walks, on the boat, etc... so we had the goat on a leash when we were checking out the new house... all of the sudden the goat takes off running... I chase it since I'm 12 and I'm the only one that can get up stairs quick enough. I chase the thing up one flight... then the second which is a spiral staircase. I see the leash and attempt to grab it, but it's just out of my reach-- I keep running.. then I see the leash zipping out of the 3rd story window. I run to grab it but it's just out of my reach. I run to the window and look down! The goat was down there with her legs folded like a cute Jesus nativity sheep. She was fine.

Roasted or Kabobs?