Had nasty Chinese food for lunch....

[barrister1602]

Now my stomach is churning and gurgling. I refuse to take a chit at my office. I am a " at home only" guy. It's sooooo bad I'm afraid to fart. I would go home but have an important mtg at 4pm. Don't think I can last that long. May have to break my long standing no-chittin-at-the-office rule and go blast the toilet. No joke....im in pain. Feels like my tummy has 3 angry squirrels fighting in it.

 

[NinjaKnight]

I think its a given that you have a 30 minute countdown timer that kicks off as soon as you finish eating at any Chinese Buffet worth bearing the name "Chinese Buffet".

Also why no ing at work? Thats how you stick it to the man, getting paid to . It's glorious.

 

[UCFKnight85]

Now my stomach is churning and gurgling. I refuse to take a chit at my office. I am a " at home only" guy. It's sooooo bad I'm afraid to fart. I would go home but have an important mtg at 4pm. Don't think I can last that long. May have to break my long standing no-chittin-at-the-office rule and go blast the toilet. No joke....im in pain. Feels like my tummy has 3 angry squirrels fighting in it.

Just go take a shit. You're not outlasting the 4,000 mg of sodium and fat you had for lunch.

 

[UCFWayne]

I prefer to sh;t on company time.

 

[barrister1602]

Frick it. Cancelled my mtg. I'm going home to take a massive, watery chit.

 

[NinjaKnight]

Frick it. Cancelled my mtg. I'm going home to take a massive, watery chit.

Bold move getting in the car.

 

[barrister1602]

UPDATE: Made it home to my safe space commode. Had a religious experience expelling gallons of watery filth. Like a fire hose. Actually went airborne. Only downside was the significant backsplash. Feel sorry for maid when she cleans underside of toilet seat.

 

[UCFBS]

The life and times of Barrister ...

 

[goodknightfl]

From now on eat only Americans..