Has anyone ever entered their kid in this?

[LittleMissKnight]

So, should we prepare our kid by training him to throw some elbows? Yank the other kinds down by their onesies? Add a little Human Growth Hormone to his morning bottle? What's the best strategy to not only win, but also demoralize the other infants?

 

[cnsaguy]

Great, let your kid crawl around on a filthy floor while you takes selfies and post it on Facebook for Grandma and Grandpa to see. Narcissistic bitches.

 

[USFSucks]

We nominated our kid! She'll just fart on all of the kids, although given @LittleMissKnight 's kid is probably immune to noxious gas by this point I might have to rethink this strategy

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Great, let your kid crawl around on a filthy floor while you takes selfies and post it on Facebook for Grandma and Grandpa to see. Narcissistic bitches.

Builds up immunity.

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[UCF11and1]

LMK's baby is half ginger. He has to be fast to escape the beatings

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

LMK's baby is half ginger. He has to be fast to escape the beatings

And half Hispanic....

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[1ofTheseKnights]

Get him a fence to crawl under*

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Modern day slavery.

 

[DHodges34]

 

[LittleMissKnight]

Great, let your kid crawl around on a filthy floor while you takes selfies and post it on Facebook for Grandma and Grandpa to see. Narcissistic bitches.

I know right?! Ug, our baby is so egotistical.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

We nominated our kid! She'll just fart on all of the kids, although given @LittleMissKnight 's kid is probably immune to noxious gas by this point I might have to rethink this strategy

Haha, you're safe- our tiny overlord isn't crawling yet. Although I'm considering cheating and putting him on a little piece of cardboard with a clear string attached so I can just pull him towards me.