Dear UCF admin
If you hire Cristobal you will turn this dumpster fire into a nuclear wasteland. If you are even considering the guy you should fire yourself immediately. Frankly, if you are considering him at this point I have to question your intelligence, but do us all a favor and do just this one thing right...just this one thing right.
Our fan base has had to endure watching our infantile sibling frog jump us to the big east. After years of football depression and ass pummeling by said rival we finally made the big East which was quickly renamed the " American" and stripped of auto-bid status shortly after getting there. I have never seen a mercedes turn into a pinto like that.Nevertheless, we had a huge accomplishment and won a BCS bowl..the highs were really, really high. Then in typical UCF fashion we asked ourselves after this high just how low we could go...how low could we go? We think we are pretty Frickin low. When people are setting 20 year records and passing for 1000 yards it begs the question. When 97 year old great grandmother's start calling and asking what the #uck is wrong with UCF football it's pretty bad. But as bad as that it is...if you think it can't get any worse..when you hear USF play raging bull 1000 #uckin times on thanksgiving..right then, right in that moment when you hope the visitor seating collapses, if you think it can't get worse and you want to test your theory..hire Mario Cristobal. Go ahead and set a lifetime personal best for idiocy and watch this dumpster fire turn into a nuclear wasteland. Or....not...think of the fans.
We have endured the roller coaster of 0-17 to 0-12. We have lived through holding each others hands with the patch. For god sakes suprise us and make the right decision just this once..just this once. After that it will all fall into place and you can continue to not sell tickets and pontificate patch 2.0.
Do the right thing..Flintstones dog or the chili master
If you hire Cristobal you will turn this dumpster fire into a nuclear wasteland. If you are even considering the guy you should fire yourself immediately. Frankly, if you are considering him at this point I have to question your intelligence, but do us all a favor and do just this one thing right...just this one thing right.
Our fan base has had to endure watching our infantile sibling frog jump us to the big east. After years of football depression and ass pummeling by said rival we finally made the big East which was quickly renamed the " American" and stripped of auto-bid status shortly after getting there. I have never seen a mercedes turn into a pinto like that.Nevertheless, we had a huge accomplishment and won a BCS bowl..the highs were really, really high. Then in typical UCF fashion we asked ourselves after this high just how low we could go...how low could we go? We think we are pretty Frickin low. When people are setting 20 year records and passing for 1000 yards it begs the question. When 97 year old great grandmother's start calling and asking what the #uck is wrong with UCF football it's pretty bad. But as bad as that it is...if you think it can't get any worse..when you hear USF play raging bull 1000 #uckin times on thanksgiving..right then, right in that moment when you hope the visitor seating collapses, if you think it can't get worse and you want to test your theory..hire Mario Cristobal. Go ahead and set a lifetime personal best for idiocy and watch this dumpster fire turn into a nuclear wasteland. Or....not...think of the fans.
We have endured the roller coaster of 0-17 to 0-12. We have lived through holding each others hands with the patch. For god sakes suprise us and make the right decision just this once..just this once. After that it will all fall into place and you can continue to not sell tickets and pontificate patch 2.0.
Do the right thing..Flintstones dog or the chili master
