Horny Okies Barrister could bang if barrister was 14

[HuffyCane]

A rash of female teacher/male student sex arrests in the Sooner State after sexting.

Barrister would have a chance with these women if he could answer the following two questions:

1. Are you 14?

2. Do you have a camera?

Since the answer is no, barrister my brother, you've got no shot.

Enid

 

[HuffyCane]

I'd charge her with honest services fraud too for defrauding the school district by giving out the 98.

Kellyville

 

[HuffyCane]

This OKC teacher made some thunder with a kiddie.

Of the three, I'm going with this one as the one barrister would choose. Bleach blonde, kinda trashy, intelligent but undereducated, vaguely satisfies his Vanna White fantasies from 8th grade.

OKC

 

[EweSeaEff]

Originally posted by HuffyCane:
This OKC teacher made some thunder with a kiddie.

Of the three, I'm going with this one as the one barrister would choose. Bleach blonde, kinda trashy, intelligent but undereducated, vaguely satisfies his Vanna White fantasies from 8th grade.

Definitely what I picture when barrister describes the newest ex-gf.