How long into a new relationship do you go before ripping out in front of the new significant other?

[brahmanknight]

?

 

[cnsaguy]

Obligatory Please post pics of significant other.

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

Been with my wife for 15 years, still haven't

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

What is ripping out?

 

[brahmanknight]

What is ripping out?

A shart.

 

[brahmanknight]

Been with my wife for 15 years, still haven't

There is no way that is true.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

I've never done that at all, maybe when I was in diapers.

 

[goodknightfl]

At my age, likely only takes a couple of minutes..

 

[knighted]

I find it hilarious that this poll appears in the dungeon. I wonder how many old cranks in there are wondering what the heck this poll has to do with anything not realizing it was posted in the cooler.

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

There is no way that is true.

Absolutely true. Not saying there wasn't a surprise escape or two along the way and when I am asleep, I am not responsible for air that exits my sphincter, but intentionally, never. My momma raised a boy with class.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

that this poll appears in the dungeon. I wonder how many old cranks in there are wondering what the heck this poll has to do with anything not realizing it was posted in the cooler.

My lady parts poll was much better.

 

[UCFWayne]

Right around 3 months I let one go in front of the wife.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Obligatory Please post pics of significant other.

I've gotta read about my roommate's life online?
I gotta know more....so yeah, post some pics.

 

[YouSeeEffer]

Never!

 

[HuffyCane]

I had been dating this girl about six weeks. Maybe two months. I wasn't quite sure whether I was going to keep her around. I wasn't sure she wanted to stay around. So I was shaving in the bathroom contemplating the possible answers to these questions, when she pushes the door in, sits down, takes a piss and let's one rip. I looked myself in the mirror and said that answers both of those questions.

 

[sk8knight]

I had been dating this girl about six weeks. Maybe two months. I wasn't quite sure whether I was going to keep her around. I wasn't sure she wanted to stay around. So I was shaving in the bathroom contemplating the possible answers to these questions, when she pushes the door in, sits down, takes a piss and let's one rip. I looked myself in the mirror and said that answers both of those questions.

So, you married her?

 

[barrister1602]

My farts are lethal. Accordingly I never fart around any women I intend on banging.

 

[Lurky]

?

Did you just rip one in front of Lisa?

 

[fabknight]

I think one of the benefits of getting old is that one can use it as an excuse to fart anywhere and anytime at any decibel level. I am a machine and it's gonna be awesome.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Did you just rip one in front of Lisa?

I see him maybe once a week. If he rips one, he could blame it on the pet.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

I want to know who the two are that voted saying they would fill their significant other's nostrils with their shit-air in under a month.

 

[jetsaholic]

I want to know who the two are that voted saying they would fill their significant other's nostrils with their shit-air in under a month.

Eh, me!!!! Duh!!!!! Fukc that, if she or he can't handle some turbo compression escaping from time to time, then they ain't worth being around. I don't even close the bathroom door when I take a $hit in my house.

I just farted while I was typing this, don't even get me started with this $hit.

 

[Game_Day_Sports]

Eh, me!!!! Duh!!!!! Fukc that, if she or he can't handle some turbo compression escaping from time to time, then they ain't worth being around. I don't even close the bathroom door when I take a $hit in my house.

I just farted while I was typing this, don't even get me started with this $hit.

She is just trying to deflect because she knows she was the other one. We've all heard the stories. We know to avoid standing behind her.

 

[jetsaholic]

She is just trying to deflect because she knows she was the other one. We've all heard the stories. We know to avoid standing behind her.

For reals, dude, like, she has a DOD code name and everything.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

She is just trying to deflect because she knows she was the other one. We've all heard the stories. We know to avoid standing behind her.

Damnit... I set myself up for that one, I can't even be mad.

 

[jetsaholic]

 

[brahmanknight]

I don't even close the bathroom door when I take a $hit in my house.

Alright, the not closing the door thing is too far.

You aren't the only person I know who subscribes to this practice, but it's still absurd.

 

[barrister1602]

I don't even close the bathroom door when I take a $hit in my house.

that's nasty. I never chit in public. Only my private bathroom at home with the door closed and locked. My sweet ass is too precious and delicate to expose it to filthy public toilets.

 

[fabknight]

Alright, the not closing the door thing is too far.

You aren't the only person I know who subscribes to this practice, but it's still absurd.

So what you're saying is, you've watched GKS pinch a loaf or two? Barrister would have fapped 7 times by now....I mean ten.

 

[jetsaholic]

It's just shit. Everybody does it. What's the big fukcing deal?

 

[UCFRogerz]

Alright, the not closing the door thing is too far.

You aren't the only person I know who subscribes to this practice, but it's still absurd.

There is no such thing as shitting alone when you have a three year old at home. I actually prefer to shit at work...I get paid to , and I don't have a toddler staring me down.

 

[fabknight]

There is no such thing as shitting alone when you have a three year old at home. I actually prefer to shit at work...I get paid to , and I don't have a toddler staring me down.

I bet you can't perform for the missus when Fido is watching either, can you?