If you've ever experienced a crunchy or granola mom you might get a kick out of this:
http://www.scarymommy.com/how-to-be-a-crunchy-mom-in-12-easy-steps/
http://www.scarymommy.com/how-to-be-a-crunchy-mom-in-12-easy-steps/
How to be a Crunchy Mom
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Pretty spot-on with what I see in anti-vax groups. There were a few misses, though.
1) Under Organic, they didn't once mention GMO's or "Monsatan." The crunches aren't just for non-synthetic pesticides or nutrients and free-range meat production, they are militantly opposed to any and all agri-tech designed to make a more stable, healthy and ethical food supply. This includes antibiotics for diseased animals.
2) Coconut oil is just part of their overall embrace of alternative "medicine." Homeopathy, chiropractic, naturopathy, coloidal silver, bleach and/or coffee enamas, Crystal and reiki healing all go part and parcel together.
3) Conspiracy theories. NWO, global depopulation, chemtrails, reptilians, 9/11 and Sandy Hook truthers. This garbage runs rampant in those people.
4) Hipocracy- Granola people are some of the most Hippocrates you will ever meet. The science behind Vaccines and GMO's was faked as part of a "Big Pharma" plot to make us sick and dependant on their drugs. Don't you dare question the science behind climate change, though.
5) The chief trait of a crunchy person, though, is a sanctimonious attitude. They're more educated, more informed, have done hours of research (on Google), are a better parent and overall morally-superior person in every way. "Wake up, Sheeple!"
1) Under Organic, they didn't once mention GMO's or "Monsatan." The crunches aren't just for non-synthetic pesticides or nutrients and free-range meat production, they are militantly opposed to any and all agri-tech designed to make a more stable, healthy and ethical food supply. This includes antibiotics for diseased animals.
2) Coconut oil is just part of their overall embrace of alternative "medicine." Homeopathy, chiropractic, naturopathy, coloidal silver, bleach and/or coffee enamas, Crystal and reiki healing all go part and parcel together.
3) Conspiracy theories. NWO, global depopulation, chemtrails, reptilians, 9/11 and Sandy Hook truthers. This garbage runs rampant in those people.
4) Hipocracy- Granola people are some of the most Hippocrates you will ever meet. The science behind Vaccines and GMO's was faked as part of a "Big Pharma" plot to make us sick and dependant on their drugs. Don't you dare question the science behind climate change, though.
5) The chief trait of a crunchy person, though, is a sanctimonious attitude. They're more educated, more informed, have done hours of research (on Google), are a better parent and overall morally-superior person in every way. "Wake up, Sheeple!"
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:/ I just bought coconut oil and granola from Hoover's Organic Market on Sunday. I just heard it's yummy in pancakes. I didn't know it was a miracle cure for everything!
Wait, one guy posts a pic of 2 of the finest asses that have ever been posted in Da Cooler and the other guy posts a pic of some statue of a revolutionary war dude and you give the credit to the latter? Smh
I can find assess anywhere on the interwebz.
It's rare to find perfectly placed nuanced historical, comedic references.
Potato-potato, my friend. Wait, how do you type that out and still get the same effect as saying it aloud?
I think they shave but they use recycled razors & only use all natural organic GMO free deodorant Tom's of Maine deodorant.
At a party recently 20ish month old baby hadn't had ice cream... Way to go awesome mommy!!!!!
At a party recently 20ish month old baby hadn't had ice cream... Way to go awesome mommy!!!!!
I don't think they make breast milk ice cream. Sounds like a gold mine for some young entrepreneur.
"They," as in companies and sane people, don't. "They," as in the crunchy mommies we're talking about, absolutely do. And cheese.
God, I wish I was kidding. This was a blog that made the rounds on several anti-vax and alt-med pages a few months back. A quick Google search will find much, much more.
http://avocadosandales.com/2015/07/10/the-cheese/
Mind you, I'm not criticizing BF'ing in any way. Every major medical organization recommends it if the mother is able to. However, these lunatics are so against modern medicine and/or animal products that they assign an array of mystical healing properties to bm and use it for a wide variety of treatments.
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