I am running for President of the United States, 2016. Independent.
Campaign Motto: Stop Complaining, Start Refraining.
Campaign Motto: Stop Complaining, Start Refraining.
I officially announce my intent to run for POTUS
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I need a campaign manager.
I think I might go the DIY route with campaign signs. Instead of KFS printing them all, I think I may just get a bunch of white, blank signs and a bunch of Magic Markers. I'll put actual work into it.
I think I might go the DIY route with campaign signs. Instead of KFS printing them all, I think I may just get a bunch of white, blank signs and a bunch of Magic Markers. I'll put actual work into it.
You have my vote, but don't get it twisted, I will cash in by selling fake info to your enemies for profit.
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
"To hell with the rest...vote for the best!"
I'm 37, middle-class, from an uber-diverse family which others can substantiate. I have viewpoints on many sides of the fence, I'm therefore MULTI-partisan, not just bi-partisan. I would be the only person that is technically Native AMERICAN (~50%) which can be substantiated via DNA tests as recent as 2013. I am lucky given my upbringing but cognizant of issues dealing with the economy. I will put my community service hours against any others. I have not served in military but come from a military family that has had prominent combat roles in the Revolutionary War (both sides) and as recent as Vietnam and Persian Gulf. I work for a DOD contractor, never commited any crimes or arrested, I love football, have pride in integrity and never cheated on a woman (since college), have a great group of diverse friends and believe in a society where everyone gets along, but not everyone has to agree...true tolerance means free diversity. I support local music, local art, local sports, local businesses...so it only makes sense that I also support local government over a nationalist/centrist government. The feds are too strong...
I think there should be a physical fitness test for those that become president. Need to prove you won't have a heart attack while under stress.
So...that's me. Jason Banning. Your cross-section of Americana.
PS: my last name means "To Boycott". Perfect.
I'm 37, middle-class, from an uber-diverse family which others can substantiate. I have viewpoints on many sides of the fence, I'm therefore MULTI-partisan, not just bi-partisan. I would be the only person that is technically Native AMERICAN (~50%) which can be substantiated via DNA tests as recent as 2013. I am lucky given my upbringing but cognizant of issues dealing with the economy. I will put my community service hours against any others. I have not served in military but come from a military family that has had prominent combat roles in the Revolutionary War (both sides) and as recent as Vietnam and Persian Gulf. I work for a DOD contractor, never commited any crimes or arrested, I love football, have pride in integrity and never cheated on a woman (since college), have a great group of diverse friends and believe in a society where everyone gets along, but not everyone has to agree...true tolerance means free diversity. I support local music, local art, local sports, local businesses...so it only makes sense that I also support local government over a nationalist/centrist government. The feds are too strong...
I think there should be a physical fitness test for those that become president. Need to prove you won't have a heart attack while under stress.
So...that's me. Jason Banning. Your cross-section of Americana.
PS: my last name means "To Boycott". Perfect.
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And yet, here you are running for the highest, most powerful spot in a nationalist/centrist government, never have held office at the local level you give so much credence to.
Gotta start somewhere...why not work backwards. I think a person with presidential experience would rock at state or local government. I reject your arbitrary requirements. I've held local offices in my high school before...they are not much different in difficulty.
Oh! I don't hide behind my screen-name so I'm no weasel. Enough interviews today. Must get back to my service to society...working.
No, I was thinking of something more Inclusive, like the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Sepultura or Animals as Leaders. Gorgoroth may piss off the Christians too much,...considering the lead singer, Gaahl, raped and tortured another man for 4 days or some crap. I need the moderate vote.
Lemme know if you need a trophy wife. I look good in dresses and know which fork to use at fancy dinners.
As long as I can still keep my side dish. You can too.
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As long as I can still keep my side dish. You can too.
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Well now that you are officially running, what is your stance on inter racial transvestite-ism?
