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"I side with" - BEST Political quiz ever

Interesting quiz, although certainly not scientific. I'm just glad that Ted Cruz is the one with whom I side the least.

Yeah it's pretty awesome. 2 questions for you:
  1. Who care if it's labeled as scientific?
  2. Who sides with you the most?
 
Yeah it's pretty awesome. 2 questions for you:
  1. Who care if it's labeled as scientific?
  2. Who sides with you the most?
1. It doesn't matter. It's just that I felt that some of the questions didn't provide the specific answer I was looking for.

2. I don't want to say because of the shame I feel.
 
1. It doesn't matter. It's just that I felt that some of the questions didn't provide the specific answer I was looking for.

2. I don't want to say because of the shame I feel.

1. Most questions give you 6 to 8 answer choices and ALL give you the option to add your own stance.

2. Oh, you're feeling the Bern. I get it. [smoke]
 
1-4 Libertarian, 5 Cruz, 6 Sanders, 7 Clinton, 8 Trump. Thank God it is somewhat accurate.
 
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About what I expected.

93% Cruz

89% Trump
82% Petersen
81% Kasich
74% Johnson
28% Sanders
24% Clinton
 
About what I expected.

93% Cruz

89% Trump
82% Petersen
81% Kasich
74% Johnson
28% Sanders
24% Clinton

Man, I would be interested in what your responses were - like how I allowed my to be seen. As a friend, you got to get that hate out of your heart, fab. [smoke]
 
Man, I would be interested in what your responses were - like how I allowed my to be seen. As a friend, you got to get that hate out of your heart, fab. [smoke]


C'mon, you're a smart dude and can probably figure it out. If not, simply select the most xenophobic, nationalistic, racist, socially and fiscally conservative, and homophobic responses to the questions and voila.

I actually liked this quiz. Most political quizzes are worded like polls pushing an agenda. This one gave a decent variety of responses to select from.
 
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C'mon, you're a smart dude and can probably figure it out. If not, simply select the most xenophobic, nationalistic, racist, socially and fiscally conservative, and homophobic responses to the questions and voila.

I actually liked this quiz. Most political quizzes are worded like polls pushing an agenda. This one gave a decent variety of responses to select from.

[laughing] [laughing] [laughing]
 
What's really scary to me is that even in the top 8, I was in the majority of agreement with all of the candidates. Smallest percentage was a passing grade, and highest wasn't quite an A.

I hear ya. I was thinking they could flip the quiz to what stances scare you or piss you off the most. For me that really distinguish my views from republicrates the most. [smoke]
 
Cruz is such a fûcking fàggot.

The only people who don't land libertarian on these things are party (singular on purpose) fan bois like Whata 85 etc
 
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93% Sanders
78% McAffee
73% Gary Johnson

How does that make sense?
 
93% Sanders
78% McAffee
73% Gary Johnson

How does that make sense?

Totally makes sense. You believe is civil liberties which expands into your foreign relations views, but you're communist leaning on economic issues which is causing the ~15% difference between Sanders & McAffee which clearly means you didn't weight your economic views very high. [smoke]
 
Totally makes sense. You believe is civil liberties which expands into your foreign relations views, but you're communist leaning on economic issues which is causing the ~15% difference between Sanders & McAffee which clearly means you didn't weight your economic views very high. [smoke]

LOL. I know you're just goofing, but it does make perfect sense to me.

I am very Libertarian leaning. However, I know the largest problem facing our country is our growing income gap, continuing shrinking of the middle class, shrinking chances for upward mobility, and stagnant wages for the vast majority of workers. This is all a visible, and quantifiable, failure of our current capitalist system. The money being earned is going right to the top, and it isn't making its way down to normal Americans.
If this doesn't happen voluntarily, which it certainly isn't, than it will need to happen through government regulation and wealth distribution. Otherwise, you will end up with a large class of people who finally realize they are being exploited, and you end up with violent revolution.
 
LOL. I know you're just goofing, but it does make perfect sense to me.

I am very Libertarian leaning. However, I know the largest problem facing our country is our growing income gap, continuing shrinking of the middle class, shrinking chances for upward mobility, and stagnant wages for the vast majority of workers. This is all a visible, and quantifiable, failure of our current capitalist system. The money being earned is going right to the top, and it isn't making its way down to normal Americans.
If this doesn't happen voluntarily, which it certainly isn't, than it will need to happen through government regulation and wealth distribution. Otherwise, you will end up with a large class of people who finally realize they are being exploited, and you end up with violent revolution.

I'm actually not goofing at all.
  1. We are no where near a capitalist economy
  2. Market failures are due to government intervention which by definition is socialism
  3. We have a socialist economy
  4. The major distinguishing factor between socialism and communism is communism believes in wealth distribution. All socialism is controlling aka regulating the major means of productions
  5. You are Marxist leaning
Wealth prosperity for every socio-economic class and race and gender in 'Merica has nearly doubled in a generation. "Gaps" are just BS that people who have alternative motives and agendas use to criticize something. The first to use "Gaps" was Marx with the gap of income paid to workers vs production value produced which is literally the dumbest academic topic ever. Here, I'll disprove Marx with a picture:

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You're welcome. [smoke]
 
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C'mon, you're a smart dude and can probably figure it out. If not, simply select the most xenophobic, nationalistic, racist, socially and fiscally conservative, and homophobic responses to the questions and voila.

I actually liked this quiz. Most political quizzes are worded like polls pushing an agenda. This one gave a decent variety of responses to select from.


Just wanted to say. I think you post is funny bc not only is that exactly what I thought, but there is also alot of truth to it. [smoke]
 
Just wanted to say. I think you post is funny bc not only is that exactly what I thought, but there is also alot of truth to it. [smoke]

You are correct. It's about 50% truth.
Truths are in bold and underlined: xenophobic, nationalistic, racist, socially and fiscally conservative, and homophobic
 
You are correct. It's about 50% truth.
Truths are in bold and underlined: xenophobic, nationalistic, racist, socially and fiscally conservative, and homophobic

I know you are a good guy, fab. I'll vouch for you any day. I will warn you that as socially revered that nationalism is in society, nationalism has been the sole cause for some of world's greatest problems. Rome, Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, ect... were all fuel by nationalism which lead them to be highly xenophobic.

I say a nation is nothing but an arbitrary boarder of land. What we should be proud of or scornful towards is a whether a nation's gov't upholds our own personal values - like mine of Life, Liberty and Property. Frankly, this current govt does a shitty job of promoting my values. Hell this POS gov't is more oppressive than King George the MF 3rd. [smoke]
 
I know you are a good guy, fab. I'll vouch for you any day. I will warn you that as socially revered that nationalism is in society, nationalism has been the sole cause for some of world's greatest problems. Rome, Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, ect... were all fuel by nationalism which lead them to be highly xenophobic.

I say a nation is nothing but an arbitrary boarder of land. What we should be proud of or scornful towards is a whether a nation's gov't upholds our own personal values - like mine of Life, Liberty and Property. Frankly, this current govt does a shitty job of promoting my values. Hell this POS gov't is more oppressive than King George the MF 3rd. [smoke]

American Exceptionalism. Assimilate or GTFO.

A nation is nothing but an arbitrary border? I think you're confusing a country with a nation. A nation is defined by much more than a border. A country is defined by a border while a nation is a country plus its history, culture, language, values,...
 
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American Exceptionalism. Assimilate or GTFO.

A nation is nothing but an arbitrary border? I think you're confusing a country with a nation. A nation is defined by much more than a border. A country is defined by a border while a nation is a country plus its history, culture, language, values,...

Serious question that I just thought of.
  1. If America is always changing what are people suppose to assimilate to? Constant change and evolution?
I'm good with that nation vs country clarification (except for a nation is not it's language).

I hate American Exceptionalism for one reason. I think people translate American Exceptionalism to mean moral superiority. The quickest way to find yourself in a fight for your life is to tell yourself that you are Right about everything and if anyone or anything counters that then you'll have to kill them. That is exactly how American Exceptionalism is understood and used. Guess what? We aren't always Right, we aren't democratic nor were ever suppose to be and we ARE way more OPPRESSED today than when we were British subjects. American Exceptionalism is bullshit.
 
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Not sure how much I buy Ted's # since he luds him some Israel (& I put support Israel? no w most importance) like every Democrat-Republican since they run literally everything of any consequence & they're the one group if you question anything about their narrative whatsoever you're an anti Semite klansmen Hitler man but that aside.

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WTF McAfee is a ****ing kook. Trump is at the bottom of my list at 59%. Hillary is 1 point above him at 60%. Clearly they should run for president.

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Top 3:
John McAfee 86%
Austin Petersen 81%
Gary Johnson 81%

Not too surprised by the results, as I typically lean libertarian. Id never vote for the lunatic McAfee though.
 
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