If Star Wars happened in a galaxy far far away...

[Happy Hands]

Why does Luke Skywalker have a Christian name? Is it because he was Yoda's disciple? Is Yoda just a dyslexic Jesus?

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Got dammit, it's all about how the effing Midichlorians were redistributed when Anakin was plowing Padme. How is this so difficult to comprehend?

Lemme guess: next thing you're going to tell me is that it's not really Baby Yoda in the Mandalorian. You can take that shit and GTFO right now.

 

[UCFWayne]

i hate sand

 

[Happy Hands]

Got dammit, it's all about how the effing Midichlorians were redistributed when Anakin was plowing Padme. How is this so difficult to comprehend?

Lemme guess: next thing you're going to tell me is that it's not really Baby Yoda in the Mandalorian. You can take that shit and GTFO right now.

So Anakin was a Christian? Was baby Yoda born in a manger? Was mother Yoda a virgin? So many questions.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

So Anakin was a Christian? Was baby Yoda born in a manger? Was mother Yoda a virgin? So many questions.

Anakin wasn't Christian. He was a Catholic.

Yoda, I think, is the Holy Spirit. I'm not sure if this hurts or helps you.

 

[Crazyhole]

Why does Luke Skywalker have a Christian name? Is it because he was Yoda's disciple? Is Yoda just a dyslexic Jesus?

How do you know that biblical Luke wasn't named after Skywalker?

 

[UCFWayne]

im pretty sure star wars is just one realities running inside the matrix