If you would have told me 4 years ago

[NinjaKnight]

That Trumps presidency would end in the deaths of 300,000+ Americans, $8 TRILLION added to the national debt, domestic terrorists attacking our Capitol, a shirtless squirrel-fur wearing Q anon nut job sitting in the speaker of house's chair, and Trump being impeached twice: I would never have believed you.


























Because I wouldn't believe it would take two impeachments to get him out of office.

 

[DaShuckster]

That Trumps presidency would end in the deaths of 300,000+ Americans, $8 TRILLION added to the national debt, domestic terrorists attacking our Capitol, a shirtless squirrel-fur wearing Q anon nut job sitting in the speaker of house's chair, and Trump being impeached twice: I would never have believed you.

You would have been laughed off the board as someone suffering from a severe case of "TDS."

That's been the Right's excuse for all of Trump's bullsh*t.

 

[Happy Hands]

Well, that’s certainly a myopic view of what has transpired. Even apart from the stimulus, there was a lot of money spent and the MAGA king did ascend the to the chair (which probably smells like wicked witch and Aquanet). However, Trump figured out a way to get rid of the flu, deaths from heart disease and cancer were waaaayyyyy down and he even inspired chubby young folks to get out and walk/march.

Young men and women in Portland got off the couch and spent many nights playing dress up with fireworks and even kept warm from some impromptu fires.

Don’t forget we were all regaled by Grandma Pelosi’s scary tales of the Russian operative who would become president. My favorite part: “He huffed and he puffed and he peed on a hooker.” Co-authored by Clinton.