I'll be busy Aug 7-9
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I dunno ... is your mom a porn star?
I keed, I keed. Would never bang a porn star. Hotdog in a hallway.
Banging a porn star would be like going one on one with Jordan in his prime. Small amount of excitement but ends with nothing but dissatisfaction for either side.
In my younger days I had to fire my very hot legal assistant cause she was terrible. She quickly found work as a stripper at one of the "classy" gentleman's clubs in tulsa. She invited me to come watch her. It was awesome. Start of a 6 month torrid affair. She would routinely bring some of her hot coworkers on our dates. Wonderful time of testing my sexual limits. Prolly what turned me into such a horndog.
This goofy chick LOVED 3somes with other girls. No joke, one night we went to an Irish Pub here in Tulsa. We sat at the bar. The bartender was smoking hot. She kept complimenting my former legal asst on how pretty she was, etc. We stayed until closing time. We invited the bartender back to my former legal asst's appt. Unbelievable things happened that night. Bartender chick was so into my former legal asst. Never in my life have a seen a display of cunninlingus that the bartender chick did to my former legal asst. Just incredible.
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Nice. Not too many can say they had a one night stand with a bartender bc they are always getting hit on, and not many can say they have had a 3 some. Both at the same is hitting the jackpot. And not a jackpot on a nickel machine neither, but the dollar ones. How did you get the stripper / legal assistant that you fired not to hate you? Severance package?
