ITT: The Worst Beers You Have Tried

[brahmanknight]

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[Bob the Citronaut]

This is like me starting a thread about long term relationships and marriage...

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Miller Lite
Cigar city jai alai
Icehouse
Blue moon
Shock top

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Steel Reserve, tasted like a can of salt water.

 

[SublimeKnight]

Any IPA

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

Kinda agree w the IPA sentiment. Really have to be in the mood for one. Maybe 1-2 a year of those for me.

Keystone Light & Old Milwaukee Light both pretty terrible & I can tolerate cheap AB beers, but think i am 3/3 on puking after Keystone Light.

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

Miller Lite
Cigar city jai alai
Icehouse
Blue moon
Shock top

you forgot to sign in to your chemmie account

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Pretty much all the cheap American beers.
And Stella. Tasted terrible.

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[KnighttimeJoe]

you forgot to sign in to your chemmie account

You can find all those shitty beers I listed at publix.

And you are right: IPAs suck. I'd pour them on a fire but why waste a good fire.

 

[UCFRogerz]

Any of those jalapeno or pepper beers. yuck. I like spicy but beer shouldn't every do that again.

 

[fabknight]

Hefe's and other wheat beers taste like silicone. They make me want to vomit.

 

[cnsaguy]

I can remember one specifically, EKU28. Some German malt liquor. Drain poured that thing.

 

[UCFWayne]

Dont remember the name of it, but it was a Russian beer I had while in Dresden Germany. There was also some chili pepper beer that was nasty.

 

[ReginaeUCF]

Basically all American Lagers, you know the ones at $10 a 12pack

 

[UCFKnight85]

IPAs? What?? I get they aren't "easy drinking" but they're awesome.

The worst is easily Natty Ice. It's one of the few, very few, beers that I cannot get down.

 

[MACHater02]

Big Flats 1901 from Walgreens hands down. I do like IPA's but then again I live in St. Pete.

 

[ProAttitude]

Anything brewed or owned by Budweiser. It tastes like vomit.

 

[crambone]

Anything honey-flavored. Can't do those.

 

[YouSeeEffer]

The "Merit Lite" from Aldi that looks like an imitation of Miller. It tastes like old pennies. It's right next to the San Jose's Cerveza and Boot Tread.

The best beer I've ever had was an amber ale nitro at Thirsty Topher. I don't remember which craft brewery it came from! I'll never find it again.

 

[UCFKnight85]

OT: I tried the Kona Hawaiian brewed golden ale this weekend. Awesome. Tastes fantastic as a pool beverage.

 

[cnsaguy]

The "Merit Lite" from Aldi

I actually pick up a six of Tumwater Pale Ale from there yesterday for $6.99. It is a surpisingly good beer.

 

[CommuterBob]

Shandy - any brand. Just gross

Pumpkin Beer - any brand. Same. Just gross

 

[jetsaholic]

Any IPA

^^This^^

oh, and #BanBeer

 

[UCFWayne]

IPAs are terrible

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

^^This^^

oh, and #BanBeer

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

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[UCFRogerz]

I have two new additions from over the weekend.

Big Top Brewery IPA and Big Top Brewery Key Lime Wheat, both equally disgusting.

The IPA was like eating pure hops with no other flavor and the key lime wheat tasted like pie, way too sweet. gross.

 

[jetsaholic]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

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I'M BACKTRACKING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

I'm surprised chemmie hasn't come in here and told you pukes that it is only bad unless he says so.

 

[jetsaholic]

I'm surprised chemmie hasn't come in here and told you pukes that it is only bad unless he says so.

Because he's chugging on some Semen Reserve IPA, that's why.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

I'M BACKTRACKING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE.

I don't expect you to acknowledge nor apologize.

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[jetsaholic]

I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE.

I don't expect you to acknowledge nor apologize.

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CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!

 

[cnsaguy]

Because he's chugging on some Semen Reserve IPA, that's why.

Philistine. The texture and salty flavor of high quality semen doesn't pair well with IPA's. Now a well crafted gose enhances the saltiness and adds a chewy mouthfeel. Stick to your Magic Hat and Bud Light Lime.

 

[knighted]

The "Merit Lite" from Aldi that looks like an imitation of Miller. It tastes like old pennies. It's right next to the San Jose's Cerveza and Boot Tread.

The best beer I've ever had was an amber ale nitro at Thirsty Topher. I don't remember which craft brewery it came from! I'll never find it again.

Was it Hornswoggled by Cigar City? Kind of tastes a like vanilla? They always seem to have that on tap at Thirsty Topher.

Have to agree with everyone else on IPAs and any large American brew (except maybe Sam Adams, but I think they're still technically micro). If I had to pick just one beer, it would be Old Style. Had to try it at Wrigley and it was very metallic. I have tried IPAs many times hoping I'll like the next one and never do.

My favorite beer ever is Red Cypress Death Roll Nitro Stout. So smooth and good.

 

[Ace of Knights]

I have two new additions from over the weekend.

Big Top Brewery IPA and Big Top Brewery Key Lime Wheat, both equally disgusting.

The IPA was like eating pure hops with no other flavor and the key lime wheat tasted like pie, way too sweet. gross.

Everything from Big Top is disgusting. How that place still makes beer is a mystery to me. I love craft beer, but they get way to experimental and are just down right awful.

 

[mach3ucf]

All at a beer fest..

Prestige Beer.
Evil Eye
Natural "Nati" Light.
Schlitz

All nasty!

 

[Great2BAKnight2]

I had a taste of a 'Rum-Barrel' beer (I can't remember the exact name) and it was nasty. Tasted like Rum mixed into the beer but without the extra alcohol.

 

[CommuterBob]

Oh, and Tequeza or any other beer/tequila combo in a bottle. That shit is nasty.

 

[barrister1602]

Philistine. The texture and salty flavor of high quality semen doesn't pair well with IPA's. Now a well crafted gose enhances the saltiness and adds a chewy mouthfeel. Stick to your Magic Hat and Bud Light Lime.

Well done.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

The "Merit Lite" from Aldi that looks like an imitation of Miller. It tastes like old pennies. It's right next to the San Jose's Cerveza and Boot Tread.

The best beer I've ever had was an amber ale nitro at Thirsty Topher. I don't remember which craft brewery it came from! I'll never find it again.

I agree it could have been the Hornswoggled since it's pretty rare to put ambers on nitro (I worked at Topher before and during my pregnancy) but just to be sure why don't you go in and ask- the owners are super nice (the big muscles dude, Ron, is the biggest beer geek and can probably narrow it down for you).

 

[SublimeKnight]

Oh, and Tequeza or any other beer/tequila combo in a bottle. That shit is nasty.

Forgot about tequeza. I remember it tasted like fruitloops, not tequila.