Lessons learned from Uncle BTK

[YouSeeEffer]

This morning I'm getting my son ready for school. He starts chanting "lefty loosey, right tighty". I'm ask "did daddy teach you that?" He says "no, uncle Bobby did." I say, "oh really? What were you doing?" He says "opening a beer can".

Thanks Uncle Bob!

 

[cnsaguy]

Who twists off a beer can? Bob must be Super'Neck.

 

[YouSeeEffer]

He drinks the 16 oz miller lite can bottles. Shoulda clarified.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

He makes his preschooler aged nephew open his beer bottles???

#lazylivesmatter

 

[UCFRogerz]

This morning I'm getting my son ready for school. He starts chanting "lefty loosey, right tighty". I'm ask "did daddy teach you that?" He says "no, uncle Bobby did." I say, "oh really? What were you doing?" He says "opening a beer can".

Thanks Uncle Bob!

That's bullshit. I've told him that on more than one occasion.

 

[jetsaholic]

That's bullshit. I've told him that on more than one occasion.

Are you calling your son a liar?

 

[USFSucks]

Are you calling your son a liar?

#LiarLivesMatter

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

Are you calling your son a liar?

In addition to being a porn addict.

I'm pretty sure it was Frogerz that told him it and I probably just kept yelling it at him. It was his shell beer can.

 

[jetsaholic]

#PornLivesMatter

 

[UCFWayne]

#PornLivesMatter

Especially ex-porn stars that love sports.

 

[SublimeKnight]

He makes his preschooler aged nephew open his beer bottles???

#lazylivesmatter

Sounds like an inspirational story to me.

 

[USFSucks]

He makes his preschooler aged nephew open his beer bottles???

#lazylivesmatter

He's just teaching the kid to be useful.

 

[cnsaguy]

One of the happiest days of my life is when my oldest learned to read. He could tell the difference between dad and mom's beer in the cooler.

 

[jetsaholic]

I tried to teach my cat how to fetch me a beer. He went and took a shit in his litter box instead.

 

[YouSeeEffer]

I don't know where this porn watching thing came from. Whatever he does on his tablet during his tablet time is his business.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

I tried to teach my cat how to fetch me a beer. He went and took a shit in his litter box instead.

#StanVanKittyLivesMatter

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[Bob the Citronaut]

Personal servant is really the only perk in having children.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

Are you calling your son a liar?

In addition to being a porn addict.
.......

Your preschool aged nephew is a porn addict????
You're a terrible influence, BTK. Terrible.

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[Bob the Citronaut]

He's not my nephew. It can't be blamed on me.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

He's not my nephew. It can't be blamed on me.

Oh, your second cousin. Same thing.
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[jetsaholic]

He's not my nephew.

I see what you did there.

 

[Bob the Citronaut]

It's actually first cousin once removed.

 

[UCFKnightfan08]

So you let your kid watch porn and drink beer with uncle bob??

Fukcing parents of the year.

Parents of the year was lost at "uncle Bob"

 

[UCF11and1]

This morning I'm getting my son ready for school. He starts chanting "lefty loosey, right tighty". I'm ask "did daddy teach you that?" He says "no, uncle Bobby did." I say, "oh really? What were you doing?" He says "opening a beer can".

Thanks Uncle Bob!

Well, he should have been learning that kind of stuff from his father

 

[crambone]

My son knows that Admiral Ackbar flies a B-Wing. My parenting skills are awesome.

 

[USFSucks]

My son knows that Admiral Ackbar flies a B-Wing. My parenting skills are awesome.

It's a trap!

 

[jetsaholic]

Parents of the year was lost at "uncle Bob"

You can't be Uncle Bob and be awesome at the same time. It's an impossibility.

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

 

[fabknight]

You can't be Uncle Bob and be awesome at the same time. It's an impossibility.

False. My nieces call me "Bob" and I'm very awesome. I really don't know why they call me that other than they couldn't say "fab" when they were really young.

 

[jetsaholic]

False. My nieces call me "Bob" and I'm very awesome. I really don't know why they call me that other than they couldn't say "fab" when they were really young.

Poppycock.