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My 25,000th Post in The Dungeon

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Todd's Tiki Bar
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Ever since I was a little kid I’ve been fascinated with the concept of statistics and the story they could tell. It all started in the second grade with a pack of Topps baseball trading cards I got at the Scholastic book fair. Turned over an Atlanta Braves Chipper Jones card and read a snapshot of his young budding career: Games played, batting average, homerun totals, RBI etc.

I’ve always wondered how cool it would be if you get could get a data pull of any random statistic about your life:

How many miles have you walked?

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How many slices of pizza have you consumed?

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How many beers have you had watching sports?

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I glanced up this week and realized I was coming up on my 25,000th post in the Dungeon. This is a place I’ve been a part of since my junior year at UCF. Have connected with some great people here. I was gonna pull together a TOP 25 ranking of my favorite posters but it was so damn hard. I see why college football writers just fill in with their gut and bias and adjust accordingly as the season goes on.

Consider this some semblance of a Top 10 and then shoutouts to some good people. Bound to miss some folks but it’s all love.

@Brandon Thank you brother. We have had our arc and I'm proud to call you a friend.

@CostSegAdvisor Fly high my brother. Would have loved to seen your takes in this era of UCF Athletics.

@UCF_Video I always enjoy your nuanced takes and in-depth look at collegiate athletics.

@Knight_Light The Dark Knight Boomer than I love to spar with that I know means well and has an undying passion for UCF Athletics.

@Nautiknight An exceptional businessman, husband and most of all, father. Truly a privilege to have met your family. Beers and chocolate in a hotel lobby in Tampa after 2022 War on I-4 was a highlight of my UCF fandom.

@James Jenson Another great father. Thanks for your wisdom and perspective. You're a good man.

@San Diego Knight Married to a Colombian wife, so I know you're built for this. Thanks for the 3AM thread bumps from the west coast and for staying in the paint on your takes. One of my favorite people here.

@Kevin Reis The Craig Sager of UCF, with your awful custom Mr. Rogers pullovers always geared to root for the black and gold. Thank you for your insight and media capture from years gone by. True curator of UCF Athletics and mensch.

@AGLamb & @UCFGrad05 My dudes.

@91 Knight Always love seeing you and your bride at games. Your kindness is abundant.

@Chrisiskingx The brother that encourages outlandish memeing and always brings a great laugh. "Suck my dick Cocoa" makes me chuckle every time. Hoops game this year with the fam was choice. NY drinks in '25.

@Knightbengal The silver fox and consummate bro. Thanks for the camaraderie always.

@ucfsky Appreciate you my dude. Endless laughs and I enjoy our heat checks on a shitty game, TMO decisions or lack thereof and {INSERT COACH HERE}

@Cocoa2010 Thanks to Elon I can see your tweets now. Unblock us. Appreciate your fervor, no matter how misguided.

@UCFBS You hound. The perfect bureaucrat as you post diatribes of thought and ramble without direction but at the end of the day it's all about Eastern European women and vindication. Hilarious and authentic.

@nosurf2day You make me laugh brother. Your penchant for old Dali gifs doesn't go unnoticed.

@DBuckingham Just a cool dude. Always enjoy you dawg.

@JAFFX2 DAWG. Proud to have you in my fanbase.

@SCLSU Mud Dogs My favorite bar hop bump in. Always great vibes homie.

@its_ala Wayyy back homie. What a ride. To more memories.

@SportsBliss funnest coolest people. Always supportive and vibrant.

@BattleAx Consider you one of the 4-Horsemen of the old guard of UCF. Appreciate you my man.

@CoverSix The enigma that entertains this board at a constant. The Masked Singer of the college football coaching profession. Maybe one day the reveal will deliver.

@Chase the Knight Most kind and generous brother. Appreciate you and your takes and style.

@DFaulk_23 Don't tease me with a good time. Thanks for everything bro.

@Rjf2607 The raincheck for 2AM Mons is still valid.

@UCFUniTracker My 2009 guy. Elite class and time to be alive. Remember in this life you either Crank Dat Soulja Boy, or it Cranks YOU. Love you bro.

@KnightLife94 Mensch. Appreciate you bro.

@BraveKnight66 No bullshitter and a real one. Great insights and REAL FAN.

@The Branch Elite handle and great takes.

@Island Livin Wealth of great info and consistent.

@Big12Knights My second favorite realtor in the Dungeon, but my number one goon. Love you brother.

@greco2aiken Tremendous fan. You have given this place so many hilarious memories and we've had some epic moments. Be well brother. GKCO.

@lindsaykaye_realtor Thank you for being so chill. Shitty airport pizza in the Philly airport back in 2017 was worth it. You and Eric are S-tier.

@SCKnight The other Bash Brother, to K_L's Boomer. I enjoy our duels. We need that real life beer soon.

@Good Knight Sweetheart Perfect handle because its true. Thanks for being a friend.

@UCF93 The sweetest.

@ucf1 @AlumKnight02 @Sons of UCF Appreciate ya'll letting me join the ship.

The camaraderie and FUN we all have here is special.

Be well my friends. Yes, even you.

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