I'm a great motivator, just look at how riled up I can get people on here.
I tell the FIWs where to stick. I'm not taking any BS.
I have an undefeated record as head coach. No one else can match that.
I've never been talked poorly about in newspaper comment sections.
I'll take a $500K a year.
My assistants will be chosen by polls in the Dungeon.
My half time speeches will be put up on the video board for all to see.
I'll let fans call the plays if we're doing poorly. I'll put multiple choice on the video board. It'll be like the logo under the helmet game.
I tell the FIWs where to stick. I'm not taking any BS.
I have an undefeated record as head coach. No one else can match that.
I've never been talked poorly about in newspaper comment sections.
I'll take a $500K a year.
My assistants will be chosen by polls in the Dungeon.
My half time speeches will be put up on the video board for all to see.
I'll let fans call the plays if we're doing poorly. I'll put multiple choice on the video board. It'll be like the logo under the helmet game.
