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My halloween

Happy Hands

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Will consist of me drinking and going up to grown men in superhero costumes yelling "stolen valor!"
 
Took the kids trick-or-treating for the first time tonight. Lots of fun. When I asked the people if they had any non-gmo, gluten-free options, or non-peanut options, they looked at me kinda funny. They didn't think it was too funny when one of my rattlesnake boots swiftly kicked them in the groin. I can't believe people these days don't think about healthy options for kids, god dammit.
 
Not one kid came by, I guess that is New York. I hear we are on the egging list tonight due to my son playing football. It's a thing here, we are armed and ready with our own eggs and paint ball gun.
 
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they = juvenile defense attorneys?, Paintball enthusiasts who don't want their marking toys taken away?, OR The secret commie-socialist-nazi-pseudoconservo-RINO-extreme leftwing terrorist-antisSemite-aparthide-maxist party?
 
Our Halloween was awesome. I didn't dress up, buy my 2.5 year old had a blast trick-or-treating. We just moved to this neighborhood last spring, so we were happy to see so many families out and about. We took my son and our niece around from 6:30-7:30 while her parents watched the house and handed out candy during that time. When we got back, it seemed to slow down and I thought we'd be stuck with bags of candy we bought. It wasn't but 10-15 minutes later the onslaught of trick-or-treaters came in masses. We ran out of 4 big bags of candy, so I started giving out the candy in my son's and niece's buckets. At least the stuff they're too young for, which was most of it. They didn't know any better. But I was surprised, there were like 20 kids in my driveway/lawn waiting for candy. I did put some Halloween sounds in the window and we had some cobwebs on the bushes, but it wasn't anything fancy to attract that many. After talking to a neighbor, they said people come from other neighborhoods and park on a back street to trick or treat in our neighborhood and the two surrounding it. Who knew. It was a blast, though. Had some drinks and sat out front and enjoyed it.
 
they = juvenile defense attorneys?, Paintball enthusiasts who don't want their marking toys taken away?, OR The secret commie-socialist-nazi-pseudoconservo-RINO-extreme leftwing terrorist-antisSemite-aparthide-maxist party?
Both.

According to Oxford, a gun is a weapon incorporating a metal tube from which bullets, shells, or other missiles are propelled by explosive force, typically making a characteristic loud, sharp noise.

So a paintball gun IS a gun. Changing the name to paintball marker to appease pussy liberals and shock news bitches with a pussy ass agenda doesn't change the fact that it's a gun. And there is nothing wrong with it being a gun and being called a gun: that's what my main problem with the whole thing is.
 
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Both.

According to Oxford, a gun is a weapon incorporating a metal tube from which bullets, shells, or other missiles are propelled by explosive force, typically making a characteristic loud, sharp noise.

So a paintball gun IS a gun. Changing the name to paintball marker to appease pussy liberals and shock news bitches with a pussy ass agenda doesn't change the fact that it's a gun. And there is nothing wrong with it being a gun and being called a gun: that's what my main problem with the whole thing is.
Wrong. Pressurized air isn't an explosive force since there isn't a breach in a pressure vessel.
 
You guys do realize that I call it a paintball marker because that is what it was originally called, right? It was used for marking cattle out on the range. Look it up if you don't believe me.
 
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