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cnsaguy

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My son got a generic "come check out the University of Tulsa" mailer yesterday. What are some good uses for it?
 
Little known game they play: Write the number of STDs you believe Barrister has on the letter and mail it back. If you guess correctly, he wins tuition for a year. Only like seventeen people have gone to that school, so they know who he is. It's Price is Right rules, so don't over guess.
 
Originally posted by cnsaguy:
My son got a generic "come check out the University of Tulsa" mailer yesterday. What are some good uses for it?
Didn't realize you had a genius son. You must have had a very smart mailman around 15 years ago.
 
Originally posted by Happy Hands:
Write the number of STDs you believe Barrister has on the letter and mail it back.
I'll answer that for you: The same your mom gave me when she was eagerly gobbling Ole Barrister's schlong.
 
Originally posted by cnsaguy:
My son got a generic "come check out the University of Tulsa" mailer yesterday. What are some good uses for it?
I really seriously hope you are not influencing your kid to choose an education based on a sports program...

I'd tell my son to consider it and look at what they offer if his degree of choice is offered. Tulsa has a great medical program.

This post was edited on 3/17 2:31 PM by Malthus Doctrine
 
Originally posted by UCFRogerz:


Originally posted by brahmanknight:
PIIHB, obviously.
WTF
Maybe he meant, WHB?
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You def would not choose a school based on the sports program. But if you're a big fan, sports is a huuuuge part of the college experience and there is nothing at all wrong with it being a factor.

I'd say sports was the #1 reason though that I wouldn't go to UF. I tried to give it serious consideration but the moment I stepped in the bookstore surrounded by blue and orange my mind was set. Dead serious.

And as much as I absolutely loved UCF and being part of building something, I'd be lying if I wasn't at least a bit jealous of the experience some of my FSU and UF friends had at times.
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Originally posted by barrister1602:
Originally posted by cnsaguy:
My son got a generic "come check out the University of Tulsa" mailer yesterday. What are some good uses for it?
Didn't realize you had a genius son. You must have had a very smart mailman around 15 years ago.
That would be my youngest son, and come to think of it, he doesn't look like me at all. Hmmmmmm.
 
Originally posted by ChrisKnight06:
Somebody post that Maury clip from last week of the white guy not knowing if the 2 black kids were his. smh
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Funniest thing about this video it the title of the episode, "Your baby looks like my cousin Tu-Tu...I'm not the dad."

maury clip
 
Originally posted by Happy Hands:
Little known game they play: Write the number of STDs you believe Barrister has on the letter and mail it back. If you guess correctly, he wins tuition for a year. Only like seventeen people have gone to that school, so they know who he is. It's Price is Right rules, so don't over guess.
Correct answer is 0. Anyone who spends that much time boasting online about sexual conquests; has in fact been the only one to hold his own cockateel....ever. Even his worn-out "your mom" come-backs proves he couldn't find a live vagina in a whore house.
 
Originally posted by Vinnie V:

Originally posted by Happy Hands:
Little known game they play: Write the number of STDs you believe Barrister has on the letter and mail it back. If you guess correctly, he wins tuition for a year. Only like seventeen people have gone to that school, so they know who he is. It's Price is Right rules, so don't over guess.
Correct answer is 0. Anyone who spends that much time boasting online about sexual conquests; has in fact been the only one to hold his own cockateel....ever. Even his worn-out "your mom" come-backs proves he couldn't find a live vagina in a whore house.
Funneh cause I was part of gang bang on your mother in a whore house
 
Originally posted by Good Knight Sweetheart:
Your kid should base his college choice on the hotness of the potential dating....
Advantage UCF.
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still need to see your bewbies to confirm accuracy of this post.
 
Originally posted by Vinnie V:

Originally posted by Happy Hands:
Little known game they play: Write the number of STDs you believe Barrister has on the letter and mail it back. If you guess correctly, he wins tuition for a year. Only like seventeen people have gone to that school, so they know who he is. It's Price is Right rules, so don't over guess.
Correct answer is 0. Anyone who spends that much time boasting online about sexual conquests; has in fact been the only one to hold his own cockateel....ever. Even his worn-out "your mom" come-backs proves he couldn't find a live vagina in a whore house.
IDK. Do callouses on da penis count as a venereal disease?
 
Originally posted by cnsaguy:
My son got a generic "come check out the University of Tulsa" mailer yesterday. What are some good uses for it?
Way too many cultural differences, including the weather. Good chance your son will be miserable. They send out that flyer based on test score performance, so your kid is obviously bright. However, nearly all Florida public schools and many private schools do not provide a verbal foundation for success at TU. He will be behind a lot of students from KC StL and Dallas suburbs, even if he is a STEM major. Not his fault or a comment on his abilities, just the reality that Florida sucks at schools. OK isn't much better and worse in many ways. I'd mail it back and offer to host a TU Senior interested in UCF for STEM graduate school the next time UCF goes to the Fiesta Bowl.
 
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