Didn't realize you had a genius son. You must have had a very smart mailman around 15 years ago.Originally posted by cnsaguy:
My son got a generic "come check out the University of Tulsa" mailer yesterday. What are some good uses for it?
I'll answer that for you: The same your mom gave me when she was eagerly gobbling Ole Barrister's schlong.Originally posted by Happy Hands:
Write the number of STDs you believe Barrister has on the letter and mail it back.
I really seriously hope you are not influencing your kid to choose an education based on a sports program...Originally posted by cnsaguy:
My son got a generic "come check out the University of Tulsa" mailer yesterday. What are some good uses for it?
Maybe he meant, WHB?Originally posted by UCFRogerz:
WTFOriginally posted by brahmanknight:
PIIHB, obviously.
That would be my youngest son, and come to think of it, he doesn't look like me at all. Hmmmmmm.Originally posted by barrister1602:
Didn't realize you had a genius son. You must have had a very smart mailman around 15 years ago.Originally posted by cnsaguy:
My son got a generic "come check out the University of Tulsa" mailer yesterday. What are some good uses for it?
Funniest thing about this video it the title of the episode, "Your baby looks like my cousin Tu-Tu...I'm not the dad."Originally posted by ChrisKnight06:
Somebody post that Maury clip from last week of the white guy not knowing if the 2 black kids were his. smh
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Correct answer is 0. Anyone who spends that much time boasting online about sexual conquests; has in fact been the only one to hold his own cockateel....ever. Even his worn-out "your mom" come-backs proves he couldn't find a live vagina in a whore house.Originally posted by Happy Hands:
Little known game they play: Write the number of STDs you believe Barrister has on the letter and mail it back. If you guess correctly, he wins tuition for a year. Only like seventeen people have gone to that school, so they know who he is. It's Price is Right rules, so don't over guess.
Funneh cause I was part of gang bang on your mother in a whore houseOriginally posted by Vinnie V:
Correct answer is 0. Anyone who spends that much time boasting online about sexual conquests; has in fact been the only one to hold his own cockateel....ever. Even his worn-out "your mom" come-backs proves he couldn't find a live vagina in a whore house.Originally posted by Happy Hands:
Little known game they play: Write the number of STDs you believe Barrister has on the letter and mail it back. If you guess correctly, he wins tuition for a year. Only like seventeen people have gone to that school, so they know who he is. It's Price is Right rules, so don't over guess.
This girl gets itOriginally posted by Good Knight Sweetheart:
Your kid should base his college choice on the hotness of the potential dating....
Advantage UCF.
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still need to see your bewbies to confirm accuracy of this post.Originally posted by Good Knight Sweetheart:
Your kid should base his college choice on the hotness of the potential dating....
Advantage UCF.
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IDK. Do callouses on da penis count as a venereal disease?Originally posted by Vinnie V:
Correct answer is 0. Anyone who spends that much time boasting online about sexual conquests; has in fact been the only one to hold his own cockateel....ever. Even his worn-out "your mom" come-backs proves he couldn't find a live vagina in a whore house.Originally posted by Happy Hands:
Little known game they play: Write the number of STDs you believe Barrister has on the letter and mail it back. If you guess correctly, he wins tuition for a year. Only like seventeen people have gone to that school, so they know who he is. It's Price is Right rules, so don't over guess.
Way too many cultural differences, including the weather. Good chance your son will be miserable. They send out that flyer based on test score performance, so your kid is obviously bright. However, nearly all Florida public schools and many private schools do not provide a verbal foundation for success at TU. He will be behind a lot of students from KC StL and Dallas suburbs, even if he is a STEM major. Not his fault or a comment on his abilities, just the reality that Florida sucks at schools. OK isn't much better and worse in many ways. I'd mail it back and offer to host a TU Senior interested in UCF for STEM graduate school the next time UCF goes to the Fiesta Bowl.Originally posted by cnsaguy:
My son got a generic "come check out the University of Tulsa" mailer yesterday. What are some good uses for it?