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Nm

Give a liberal a fish and he eats for the day. Teach a liberal to fish and he will steal your rod, wallet, sexually assult the fish, and then blame a conservative (Trump likely).

;)
Teach a liberal to fish and she will:

1. Call it cruel

2. Want to tax you for your productivity

3. Diminish the value of fishing because its not as important as being a lawyer

4. Complain about how the worm had to die.

5. Immediately want the government to further regulate this behavior because it can lead to a self sustainable lifestyle

6. Protest, loot, and riot because some guy she never met and was in the middle of committing a crime got shot by a police officer that also likes to catch fish

7. Register to vote all of the fish you have caught.

8. Say the fish would have been bigger if it wasn't for global warming.
 
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