Now we know why barrister likes living in OK

[CommuterBob]

https://news.vice.com/article/if-yo...pe-oklahoma-court-rules?utm_source=vicenewsfb

Oral Sex Isn't Rape If the Victim's Passed Out Drunk, Oklahoma Court Rules

"
A Tulsa County judge dismissed the case, which involved two high school students, last November on the grounds that Oklahoma statutes do not criminalize forcing an unconscious person to perform oral sex.
Tulsa County District Attorney's Office appealed that ruling in March – and it was again struck down by an Oklahoma court."

Nice.

 

[fabknight]

https://news.vice.com/article/if-yo...pe-oklahoma-court-rules?utm_source=vicenewsfb

Oral Sex Isn't Rape If the Victim's Passed Out Drunk, Oklahoma Court Rules

"
A Tulsa County judge dismissed the case, which involved two high school students, last November on the grounds that Oklahoma statutes do not criminalize forcing an unconscious person to perform oral sex.
Tulsa County District Attorney's Office appealed that ruling in March – and it was again struck down by an Oklahoma court."

Nice.

"Forcing an unconscious person to perform oral sex"

If the person is unconscious, I don't thing there is too much forcing or performing going on.

 

[UCFWayne]

Barrister:

 

[UCF11and1]

Wouldn't that be at least assault or battery? lawyers

 

[fabknight]

There's going to be a LOT of husbands volunteering to make drinks for the wives tonight (in celebration of course).

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

I'm curious how the dads on this board would react if it was your daughter this happened to .

.

 

[UCFWayne]

I'm curious how the dads on this board would react if it was your daughter this happened to .

.

F**k Oklahoma.

 

[fabknight]

I'm curious how the dads on this board would react if it was your daughter this happened to .

.

I'd take the boy out for drinks, lot's of them.

 

[UCFKnightfan08]

I'd take the boy out for drinks, lot's of them.

When my girls are older I will tell any boy the same thing: "I will treat you how you treat her, anything you do to her, I will do to you"

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

I'm curious how the dads on this board would react if it was your daughter this happened to .

.

My daughter identifies as a man, transphobic bigot

 

[brahmanknight]

"Forcing an unconscious person to perform oral sex"

If the person is unconscious, I don't thing there is too much forcing or performing going on.

You obviously didn't belong to a social fraternity in college.

 

[Happy Hands]

Wouldn't that be at least assault or battery? lawyers

Unlawful entry.

 

[CommuterBob]

Wouldn't that be at least assault or battery? lawyers

From the article:

"Shannon McMurray, the defendant's attorney, was not available for comment. She did tell investigative journalism website Oklahoma Watch that she believed the case's prosecutors took the wrong line of argument by focusing on forcible sodomy instead of the lesser crime of unwanted touching."

Unwanted touching? That's really a criminal category?

 

[brahmanknight]

Unwanted touching? That's really a criminal category?

It is when you get married. Or so I hear.

 

[LittleMissKnight]

When my girls are older I will tell any boy the same thing: "I will treat you how you treat her, anything you do to her, I will do to you"

Every time I've ever heard someone say that (or read it), I always think "so you're going to have sex with a young boy??"

I get the sentiment behind it, but seems weird when thought about for more than a second.

 

[barrister1602]

Really? You are hatin on Oklahoma when you Florida frickers produce this:

http://brobible.com/life/article/outrageous-florida-stories-2015/

 

[brahmanknight]

Every time I've ever heard someone say that (or read it), I always think "so you're going to have sex with a young boy??"

I get the sentiment behind it, but seems weird when thought about for more than a second.

My exact thoughts, too.

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

When my girls are older I will tell any boy the same thing: "I will treat you how you treat her, anything you do to her, I will do to you"

Semi sad commentary in general, but there are sane women out there like the one I married. Optimistic for the future despite the apparent whore spike due to shîthead fathers.

 

[UCFKnightfan08]

Every time I've ever heard someone say that (or read it), I always think "so you're going to have sex with a young boy??"

I get the sentiment behind it, but seems weird when thought about for more than a second.

I'm guessing the plan is to seem crazy enough that he thinks you'll do it haha. My girls are 2 1/2 and 10 months though so I have time to sort out the details

 

[CommuterBob]

Really? You are hatin on Oklahoma when you Florida frickers produce this:

http://brobible.com/life/article/outrageous-florida-stories-2015/

Hahahaha I hadn't heard the one about the guy who won a Breaking Bad contest and then got busted for running a drug ring. Too bad that isn't linked. Yeah, FL's got some screwed up folks, but that's what makes life interesting. Having appeals courts determine that raping a girl while she's passed out is ok, though, is messed up.

 

[barrister1602]

Been many, many years since I dated a girl young enough to still have her father monitoring her dating life. But based on these long ago experiences, I found that the girls with the most protective fathers were without a doubt the sluttiest.

 

[brahmanknight]

I'm guessing the plan is to seem crazy enough that he thinks you'll do it haha. My girls are 2 1/2 and 10 months though so I have time to sort out the details

 

[barrister1602]

Been many, many years since I dated a girl young enough to still have her father monitoring her dating life. But based on these long ago experiences, I found that the girls with the most protective fathers were without a doubt the sluttiest.

One that I recall in particular was in high school. This father of a very cute girl wanted me to come over the night before our date to meet and talk with me. So I show up and this dad asks all sorts of questions and gives me the "dating is a precursor to marriage" speech. Drones on and on. Almost made me want to call off the date. But the girl was really cute so I suffered through it. Next night and I show up to pick her up. The dad wants to pray with me and for our date. Wasn't 5 minutes after the girl gets into my car that she is eagerly giving me a handy.

 

[brahmanknight]

Been many, many years since I dated a girl young enough to still have her father monitoring her dating life. But based on these long ago experiences, I found that the girls with the most protective fathers were without a doubt the sluttiest.

Fact.

It's like the girls who grew up with a racist dad. The chances he gets a mixed grand kid increase by 60 percent.

 

[barrister1602]

Fact.

It's like the girls who grew up with a racist dad. The chances he gets a mixed grand kid increase by 60 percent.

 

[Ace of Knights]

One that I recall in particular was in high school. This father of a very cute girl wanted me to come over the night before our date to meet and talk with me. So I show up and this dad asks all sorts of questions and gives me the "dating is a precursor to marriage" speech. Drones on and on. Almost made me want to call off the date. But the girl was really cute so I suffered through it. Next night and I show up to pick her up. The dad wants to pray with me and for our date. Wasn't 5 minutes after the girl gets into my car that she is eagerly giving me a handy.

Yawn. Another load of crap. These "sit and gather around for one of ol' Barrister's sex stories" are complete garbage. Sorry, but this many crazy sexual encounters just don't happen to Oklahoma lawyer Joe Schmo. Wake me up when you turn into Gene Simmons, then I might believe you.

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

I'm guessing the plan is to seem crazy enough that he thinks you'll do it haha. My girls are 2 1/2 and 10 months though so I have time to sort out the details

My dad kept it simple and implied he could hurt the guy and make it look like an accident or suicide.

.

 

[barrister1602]

Yawn. Another load of crap. These "sit and gather around for one of ol' Barrister's sex stories" are complete garbage. Sorry, but this many crazy sexual encounters just don't happen to Oklahoma lawyer Joe Schmo. Wake me up when you turn into Gene Simmons, then I might believe you.

What is scary is I've barely scratched the surface of my perverted past. I was a very active fellow in my late 20's / early 30's. Young lawyer working at a "big" (relatively speaking) Tulsa firm pulling down cash. Wasn't that hard pulling tail back then. Have to work much harder for it now.

 

[barrister1602]

My dad kept it simple and implied he could hurt the guy and make it look like an accident or suicide.

If I had a daughter, I would be in constant fear of karma biting me in the ass.

 

[EweSeaEff]

If I had a daughter, I would be in constant fear of karma biting me in the ass.

That happened to me once, but then her co-worker, Mercedes, pulled her off of me.

 

[barrister1602]

That happened to me once, but then her co-worker, Mercedes, pulled her off of me.

I truly wish I had more than 1 like to give