I was at Publix and I had to go pee really, really bad. I ran into the bathroom as fast as I could, slammed the stall door, and sat on the potty. The lady next to me was clearing her throat excessively and the throat clear had a really deep quality to it. Out of curiosity I tilted my head down to look at her shoes. She was facing the toilet instead of sitting on it. WTF?? I stayed in the stall while that lady washed her hands and left. I didn't want to stand next to that freak of nature at the sink. As I was waiting, someone else came and started peeing... but it was really loud, like they were doing it from up high. Then... more low throat clearing sounds. I'm all like 
OMG WTF. Then, I finally realize that I'M IN THE WRONG BATHROOM. Time to play it . I make low manly throat clearing sounds too... seems like that is how you fit in... wait for the bathroom to clear, wash my hands while singing happy birthday twice, and make a run for it. Phew. That could have been embarrassing.
OMG WTF. Then, I finally realize that I'M IN THE WRONG BATHROOM. Time to play it . I make low manly throat clearing sounds too... seems like that is how you fit in... wait for the bathroom to clear, wash my hands while singing happy birthday twice, and make a run for it. Phew. That could have been embarrassing. 
