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Orlando Man Attacks Flamingo at Busch Gardens

take him out back and shoot him. save the tax payers a lot of money.
Motherfukcer what? Have you ever been around a fukcing flamingo? Those pieces of shit are some annoying little fukcs, bro. Standing all awkward and shit, looking all pink and whatnot. Most likely, that little shit had it coming. They should build this guy a god damn fukcing statue in front of Bush Gardens with a plaque that reads: "THIS MOTHERFUKCER AIN'T TAKING SHIT FROM A FUKCING FLAMINGO AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!!!!!"

#TeamFukcFlamingos
 
Motherfukcer what? Have you ever been around a fukcing flamingo? Those pieces of shit are some annoying little fukcs, bro. Standing all awkward and shit, looking all pink and whatnot. Most likely, that little shit had it coming. They should build this guy a god damn fukcing statue in front of Bush Gardens with a plaque that reads: "THIS MOTHERFUKCER AIN'T TAKING SHIT FROM A FUKCING FLAMINGO AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!!!!!"

#TeamFukcFlamingos
You just hate things that are pink. #BanJetsForHatingPink
 
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I saw today on the news FB sites that someone reposted one of his posts from a Rays game a few months ago, where he was bragging about getting hammered on all-you-can-drink specials while having his kids, and other kids, with him at the time and having to drive them home after.

Someone then remarked about him driving and predicting he'd end up arrested, at which point he wrote "Nah never been arrested in Tampa".

He is literally useless to society. Just drive him out to sea and feed the sharks.
 
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It was totally mocking this guy. It was all, "watch this fatty, I can support all my weight on one leg"
 
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