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NinjaKnight

NinjaKnight

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How can you not share this amazing new development from our current day Pulitzer, Alex Jones? The level of journalistic skill is unprecedented, no wonder wapo and cnn are considered fake news, they simple can't compare to this guy.

Tl;Dr: Michelle Obama is actually a man, Joan Rivers was assassinated after she made a joke about it. Alex Jones is the greatest journalist of our generation for figuring this out.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-conspiracy-theorist-sandy-hook-a7911996.html
 
The Branch said:
I'm not saying Michelle Obama is a man ... but I would have to think twice if I met her in a bar.
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Better watch out, Rivers made a similar joke and was assassinated 7 months later at the age of 70+ during a medical operation by Obama's government.
 
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Jones' lawyers in a recent lawsuit went on record admitting that he's an "act" and doesn't actually believe anything he says. Of course that could have just been a way of getting out of the lawsuit for whatever it was alleging.

To be honest, his YouTube greatest hits of meltdowns are hilarious to watch.
 
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UCFKnight85 said:
Jones' lawyers in a recent lawsuit went on record admitting that he's an "act" and doesn't actually believe anything he says. Of course that could have just been a way of getting out of the lawsuit for whatever it was alleging.

To be honest, his YouTube greatest hits of meltdowns are hilarious to watch.
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Yeah, the "lawsuit" is a custody battle with his ex-wife. She claims that he's unfit/unstable so, right on cue, his lawyers came out and proclaimed that his entire persona is a shtick. That night (after his lawyers' labeled him an actor in court) he came out and contradicted what his own lawyers had said. In fact, he went further by saying that he believes in what he says 110%.
 
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What do you think tap water is?

It's a gay bomb baby.

I'm so sick of being social engineered! It's not funny!!
 
Ok so I have never watched or listened to anything Alex Jones has done , Really haven't read any of it either. I watched a little of the video posted. Is this shit for real ? I mean is this an accurate representation of this idiot ? I have a cousin who I see reposting some of his crap on social media , that I don't read either, but if this is typical I may have her Baker acted this morning
 
btbones said:
Ok so I have never watched or listened to anything Alex Jones has done , Really haven't read any of it either. I watched a little of the video posted. Is this shit for real ? I mean is this an accurate representation of this idiot ? I have a cousin who I see reposting some of his crap on social media , that I don't read either, but if this is typical I may have her Baker acted this morning
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I'll admit I've never listened to his full show, but I've seen lots of clips. He touts a lot of really bizarre stuff and has all kinds of kooky guests on which he almost never challenges. Like the guy who claimed NASA was kidnapping children as sex slaves for a Mars colony - a claim Jones himself didn't actually suggest, but his guest did - and Jones not only didn't challenge the kook, but rather agreed with him.
 
btbones said:
Ok so I have never watched or listened to anything Alex Jones has done , Really haven't read any of it either. I watched a little of the video posted. Is this shit for real ? I mean is this an accurate representation of this idiot ? I have a cousin who I see reposting some of his crap on social media , that I don't read either, but if this is typical I may have her Baker acted this morning
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1. Yes, this shit is real. He's on record as saying that he truly believes the stuff he says.
2. Yes, there are people that eat this shit up.
3. Yes, your cousin should be Baker Acted posthaste.
 
EweSeaEff said:
1. Yes, this shit is real. He's on record as saying that he truly believes the stuff he says.
2. Yes, there are people that eat this shit up.
3. Yes, your cousin should be Baker Acted posthaste.
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I'm not sure he does. He has to say that to keep the idiots watching engaged otherwise they'd feel punked. In between screams and grunts you can tell the guy is educated and has a brain.

I think he's just a totally shameless salesman who sells his brand of crazy really hard. There was an interview with the BBC, where they inexplicably brought him on for an interview, and he spent the whole time just shouting crazy stuff and plugging his website every other sentence. I saw that and instantly found it to be a crafted sales pitch

Maybe I'm just hoping this, and hoping someone doesn't actually believe that Bill Gates has teamed with extraterrestrial demons to suck the souls of Americans and kill African children with mind control serum they disguise as vaccines.
 
UCFKnight85 said:
I'm not sure he does. He has to say that to keep the idiots watching engaged otherwise they'd feel punked. In between screams and grunts you can tell the guy is educated and has a brain.

I think he's just a totally shameless salesman who sells his brand of crazy really hard. There was an interview with the BBC, where they inexplicably brought him on for an interview, and he spent the whole time just shouting crazy stuff and plugging his website every other sentence. I saw that and instantly found it to be a crafted sales pitch

Maybe I'm just hoping this, and hoping someone doesn't actually believe that Bill Gates has teamed with extraterrestrial demons to suck the souls of Americans and kill African children with mind control serum they disguise as vaccines.
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The problem is there are people that 100% believe his stuff, so it's not a stretch to imagine that he could 100% believe it as well.

People are fuking stupid.
 
I've always been interested in conspiracy theory tales just to see what people can come up with. I watch Ancient Aliens simply to see what those nuts will try to explain away as being the result of aliens long ago.

Jones crosses into both left and right wing circles too. He's much more right wing conspiracy guy now but years ago he had the leftie loonies on board with his 9/11 trutherism.
 
I have two customers that religiously follow that nut job. It's amazing with them how quickly anything mentioned in passing will get turned into a government/illuminatti/leftwing conspiracy.
 
He may believe some of it, but for most of it I'm pretty sure it's 100% a sales job. He's making a lot of money from the views and the crap he sells.

Unfortunately crazy gets clicks and clicks means money in today's advertising YouTube world. Just like with the flat earth idiots. I'm convinced a lot of the perpetrators themselves don't actually believe it but they make a YouTube channel/show about it because it brings curiosity views and they get the advertising money. Unfortunately the lesser evolved idiots who want to believe this stuff eat it right out of their hands.
 
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He may believe some of it, but for most of it I'm pretty sure it's 100% a sales job. He's making a lot of money from the views and the crap he sells.

Unfortunately crazy gets clicks and clicks means money in today's advertising YouTube world. Just like with the flat earth idiots. I'm convinced a lot of the perpetrators themselves don't actually believe it but they make a YouTube channel/show about it because it brings curiosity views and they get the advertising money. Unfortunately the lesser evolved idiots who want to believe this stuff eat it right out of their hands.
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There are multiple NBA players who believe the earth is flat
 
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