POLL: How you spend time on the crapper?

[jetsaholic]

I feel like this is a question that must be answered.

 

[brahmanknight]

Reading a book + general internetting.

Also, Nb4 "I'm writing this post on the toilet."

 

[jetsaholic]

Reading a book + general internetting.

Also, Nb4 "I'm writing this post on the toilet."

 

[Good Knight Sweetheart]

I read this board while on the crapper.

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[KnighttimeJoe]

Where is the option for "hiding from the wife and kids."

 

[Happy Hands]

-40 percent shirking responsibilities
-30 percent crying
-20 percent hiding from natural predators
-4 percent being surprised that I'm ing because I forgot why I went in there
-6 percent imagining that if the toilet had a flux capacitor and I could at 88 mph, then I could go back and not eat that burrito.

 

[CommuterBob]

missing an option for barrister: "watching porn on my phone"

 

[barrister1602]

missing an option for barrister: "watching porn on my phone"

Close ..... should have had this option:

Getting a Blumpkin

 

[USFSucks]

Where is the option for "hiding from the wife and kids."

What I'm doing at this exact moment

 

[CommuterBob]

Close ..... should have had this option:

Getting a Blumpkin

We all know that only really happens in porn...so...