Rhetorical press, coach, players & sport's forum comments after Cinci loss...

[Central Floridave]

Gus: "We just got to keep improving each week. It's my fault. I haven't figured out how to improve each week after a loss."
JRP: "It was too cold. The ball just slipped out of my hands. But, at least I'm living my childhood dream of playing two sports."
Offensive Lineman: "Cinci just wanted it more. So, we gave it to them."
Random Auburn fan troll: "We tried to warn you about Gus. But, told ya so."
Lobocane: "Maybe you can hire the USF coach away."
Bianchi: "How 'bout dem Gators."
AuburnLegacy: "I love when Gus is losing as he makes me want to have his babies."
UCFHONORS: "UCFacts...0-6 sucks."
LeftoverNebraskafan: "We will take Gus off your hands."
Brandon: "Uh, yea, coolio, so how does it feel in this losing streak?"
Marc Daniels: "We all knew the Big 12 was going to be difficult."
usf troll: "Sorry, you can't hire Goulash from us. We just gave him a new contract for beating an Owl mascot team."
AD-TikTok-Terry: "Don't forget to renew your season tix for 2024."
Posityourself: "fire Gus"
Johnny Dawkins: "Scheww...this is going to make all my Big12 losses seem less as bad."
Me: "Go Knights...beat somebody..."

Just for fun. Add your own.

 

[PositYourself]

I'd like to add:

@Brandon "How's JRP's asshole hair? pressed or permed?"

 

[Nautiknight]

If you wanna win more ball games , you just gotta play 4 quarters and have more points than the other guy when the clocks tick zero. That didn't happen here .

 

[Nautiknight]

I'd like to add:

@Brandon "How's JRP's asshole hair? pressed or permed?"

He is manscaped. He is silky smooth. No hair there. Next question.

 

[AuburnLegacy_1]

You forgot one....

Random Big 12 fan: "We really respect Gus. He is a national treasure."



Correction on Lobocane: "Gus is 3-6 in bowl games and 0-13 on the road against the four teams that have won every national championship since 2017."

 

[major.tom.foolery]

Not enough fans traveled to the game.

Under inflated footballs caught us by surprise.

 

[major.tom.foolery]

He is manscaped. He is silky smooth. No hair there. Next question.

For both Malzahn and Plumlee, do you prefer cake or pie?

 

[major.tom.foolery]

He's so underpaid that I'll give Malzahn $ 1 if the team plays 4 whole quarters.

 

[Nautiknight]

What cuisine is Cincinnati known for Gus?

 

[major.tom.foolery]

What cuisine is Cincinnati known for Gus?

Unfair. That is a very hard question.

 

[UCFSig]

Terry Mohorrible: Yea, we lost another game but were selling patches again for $10. Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

 

[AuburnLegacy_1]

Brandon: "Gus, in your opening comments, you keep saying the team has to get butter. Are you a Land O'Lakes or Kerrygold fan? Salted or unsalted?"

Brandon: "John Rhys, you threw two picks in the first quarter, maybe one wasn't your fault, and had a misfortunate fumble in the third. I was getting Gus's thoughts earlier, but I need some clarification. Have you guys tried organic butter? My wife swears by it."

 

[major.tom.foolery]

Brandon: "Gus, in your opening comments, you keep saying the team has to get butter. Are you a Land O'Lakes or Kerrygold fan? Salted or unsalted?"

Brandon: "John Rhys, you threw two picks in the first quarter, maybe one wasn't your fault, and had a misfortunate fumble in the third. I was getting Gus's thoughts earlier, but I need some clarification. Have you guys tried organic butter? My wife swears by it."

Both: I can't believe it's not butter!

 

[Poolside Knight]

the JRP and Marc Daniels ones lol 😂

 

[LoboCane]

AuburnLegacy1: “The floor for UCF is 7 wins, Gus has never had a losing season.”

 

[BlakNGoldAllDay]

I'd like to add:

@Brandon "How's JRP's asshole hair? pressed or permed?"

He’s been keeping us informed on what he’s eating in Cincinnati. Thank God. Maybe he should go to where the team is and report on injuries and important info.

 

[AuburnLegacy_1]

AuburnLegacy1: “The floor for UCF is 7 wins, Gus has never had a losing season.”

CFB experts know that, too.

2023 Bowl Projections

https://www.si.com/college/tcu/football/predicting-every-2023-24-college-football-bowl-matchup-before-week-10-2023

SERVPRO First Responder Bowl:
Syracuse vs. UCF
Tuesday, Dec. 26, 5:30 p.m.
Gerald J. Ford Stadium (Dallas, TX)
ESPN

2023 College Football Bowl Predictions - NCAA Bowl Game Projections

CBS Sports bowl expert Jerry Palm picks the teams he feels will comprise the National Semi-final at the end of the season along with bowl projections for every single game.

www.cbssports.com

Radiance Technologies Independence Bowl:
UCF vs. WSU
Saturday, Dec. 16, 9:15 p.m.
Shreveport, La

 

[The Knightman Cometh]

i wish Timmy would play.

 

[Knight1977]

Mine: I don't mind the loss it gets me in the mood for Big 12 basketball.

 

[Asphalt.Jungle]

gus: unacceptable that cincy didn't use vaseline.

 

[PositYourself]

Gus: We're gonna finish this season strong.

 

[Westernknight]

Gus: We're gonna finish this season strong I promise you

 

[Asphalt.Jungle]

gus:

 

[ReturnOf]

Post of the year!!! Let's all marvel at your intuition. Very forward thinking of you.

 

[Central Floridave]