Sad state of US Soccer

[ucflee]

1 in 30K people from Iceland are World Cup starters. For reference, UCF has 66K students.

 

[HuffyCane]

Our captain has six caps and no coach. We are less than zero

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

But but but all my soccer friends told me that we tied France the other day in a friendly and that the future is bright.

 

[The Branch]

1 in 30K people from Iceland are World Cup starters. For reference, UCF has 66K students.

Our best athletes play real sports. If you are a good athlete in Ireland you play soccer.

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

I am enjoying watching Iceland--ICELAND! play in the World Cup.

Let that sink in, soccer fanbois.

 

[Knight_Light]

Iceland has a population of 350,000 while Seminole County had a population of 460,000.

Go figure.

 

[UCFKnight85]

Soccer in the US is just a few years from being YUGE!!!!!


*

 

[KnighttimeJoe]

Soccer in the US is just a few years from being YUGE!!!!!


*

Remember when they said soccer was going to pass baseball in terms of interest and tv viewership in this country? Worldwide brands like the Yankees, cubs, cardinals, and dodgers will soon be forgotten in the coming years, I’m afraid.

 

[cnsaguy]

I had a friend try to convince me yesterday that soccer is very similar to hockey. And just as exciting.

You can't even begin to argue with that.

 

[UCFKnight85]

I had a friend try to convince me yesterday that soccer is very similar to hockey. And just as exciting.

You can't even begin to argue with that.

The Lightning had more goals in 5 games than many EPL teams had the entire season

 

[KNIGHTTIME^]

Soccer attracts the lesser athletes in the US.

 

[Poolside Knight]

The Mexico-Germany game sounded like a Méjico home game in Moscow, impressive fan turnout

 

[Happy Hands]

The Mexico-Germany game sounded like a Méjico home game in Moscow, impressive fan turnout

I know it's frowned upon in the U.S., but I'm rooting for Mexico.

 

[UCFKnight85]

I know it's frowned upon in the U.S., but I'm rooting for Mexico.

Because clearly you denounce Merkel’s criticism of Trump!

 

[Happy Hands]

Because clearly you denounce Merkel’s criticism of Trump!

No. They are just our rivals. What's a Merkel?

 

[UCFKnight85]

No. They are just our rivals. What's a Merkel?

An old, old wooden ship

 

[bqknight]

Do you all think your d!ck looks bigger when you sh!t on soccer?

 

[Happy Hands]

Do you all think your d!ck looks bigger when you sh!t on soccer?

Would it look bigger to the observer or are we talking about the shitter's viewing angle?

 

[crambone]

An old, old wooden ship

Used in the Civil War.

 

[Crazyhole]

Used in the Civil War.

Ah diversity. Finally someone on this board who actually knows what that word means

 

[1ofTheseKnights]

Our best athletes play real sports. If you are a good athlete in Ireland you play soccer.

This. Don’t have good size or hand eye coordination? Cross country with a ball is for you!

 

[ucflee]

Do you all think your d!ck looks bigger when you sh!t on soccer?

Not ing on soccer. Stating the sad truth. No excuse for US Soccer for not being able to field a team that can qualify ⚽️

 

[Knight_Light]

Do you all think your d!ck looks bigger when you sh!t on .....

Did you just go there?

 

[UCFKnightfan08]

Do you all think your d!ck looks bigger when you sh!t on soccer?

No, but if you shave there's a hidden inch under there*

 

[Crazyhole]

No, but if you shave there's a hidden inch under there*

Do i have to shave all of it? The wife kinda likes when I have a moustache.

 

[UCFWayne]

 

[UCFRogerz]

No, but if you shave there's a hidden inch under there*

It's all relative. Lose weight and shave your pubes for an easy 4" of additional length!